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I Voted in Canada
at 04/28/2025 06:28am
My Dream About Amsterdam
at 04/17/2025 06:28am
Neil Bloody Gaiman
at 01/22/2025 06:26am
Wolves, Make That
Wolfs
, in Winter
at 09/24/2024 06:27am
What’s So Autistic About Neil Gaiman?
at 07/16/2024 06:27am
The First Mrs. Gaiman
at 07/09/2024 06:26am
Conversation While Autistic
at 05/28/2024 06:28am
The Dumb Philosopher and the Crying Girl
at 04/23/2024 06:26am
Conversation With Someone I Used to Know
at 04/16/2024 06:26am
The Drunken Anti-Semite by the TV Set
at 04/09/2024 06:26am
I Can’t Drive But He Could
at 03/19/2024 06:25am
What’s Funnier Than
Das Kapital
?
at 02/09/2024 06:27am
The Impassioned Voice of Joe Piscopo
at 01/16/2024 06:27am
Discovered by Lorne
at 01/09/2024 06:26am
Get Off Bernie’s Back
at 01/02/2024 06:27am
The View From Triborough on a Winter Afternoon
at 12/26/2023 06:27am
The Culture Clash That Wasn’t
at 12/12/2023 06:27am
My Mind and How It’s Been Spending Our Time
at 12/05/2023 06:26am
GOP’s Presidential Wannabes Defy Pundit
at 11/21/2023 06:26am
Pundits’ Silly Idea Debunked by Events
at 10/24/2023 06:27am
Jordan’s Friday the 13th Offensive Fails
at 10/23/2023 06:26am
The Journalism of Precision at Politico
at 10/16/2023 06:26am
Scalise Wises Up, Finds Door
at 10/13/2023 06:28am
Don’t Smile at Me, Kevin Spacey
at 10/03/2023 06:26am
The C-Word Lady and the Fighting White Men
at 09/22/2023 06:25am
Appreciating the Girls of
Bottoms
at 09/12/2023 06:27am
Another Dumb Thing I Said
at 09/05/2023 06:26am
Opera Button Gone
at 08/22/2023 06:27am
George Will’s Recondite Fail Fest
at 07/17/2023 06:27am
The
Dead Zone
Movie Sucks
at 07/11/2023 06:26am
Seeing People From the Andes in New York
at 06/21/2023 06:28am
Idiot Trump Helps Himself to an Indictment
at 06/13/2023 06:28am
The Stalwart Calabash
at 05/23/2023 06:27am
Me and My King
at 05/09/2023 06:26am
Klutzy Ron Plays Catch That Mouse
at 05/02/2023 06:27am
Affleck’s
Air
Looks at Marketing, Mistakes It for Greatness
at 04/25/2023 06:27am
Marianne Williamson: Raging Guru
at 03/20/2023 06:26am
Trump Shows Pulse at CPAC
at 03/06/2023 06:27am
Notorious Mar-a-Lago Raid Now Maybe Irrelevant
at 02/27/2023 06:27am
If We’re So Great, What About Borat?
at 01/31/2023 06:27am
Destabilizing America May Be a Vote Loser
at 11/15/2022 06:28am
The Reluctant-to-Reticent Scam
at 11/01/2022 06:28am
Truculent Reflections About a Word
at 10/11/2022 06:26am
No Gay Triumph in Court
at 10/04/2022 06:28am
Auberon Waugh and a Machine Gun
at 09/20/2022 06:27am
I Piss on Howard Schultz
at 08/09/2022 06:27am
Lady Fascist, Snooty Kid
at 07/26/2022 06:26am
Not All American Pot is Bad
at 06/28/2022 06:28am
Two Putdowns and a Vague Suspicion
at 06/07/2022 06:28am
In Quebec, Wastrel Soak Defies Odds
at 05/24/2022 06:29am
Dylan’s Lyrics Aren’t That Great
at 05/10/2022 06:26am
Speaking the Unspeakable With Led Zeppelin
at 04/19/2022 06:26am
And You’re Surprised By That
at 04/05/2022 06:27am
Beware, It’s Dream Syd Field
at 03/22/2022 06:27am
“Ammo, Not a Ride” Does a Fade
at 03/15/2022 06:28am
Jennifer Lawrence Cry-Snarls
at 01/10/2022 06:26am
Snow Rapture
at 11/09/2021 06:27am
The Sopranos
Movie Isn’t So Great
at 10/05/2021 06:27am
Seeing Leo Tolstoy on Weekend Update and Feeling Bad
at 09/28/2021 06:29am
This Time It’s Tolkien Versus Trump
at 08/17/2021 06:27am
The Klutz’s Way to Get High
at 08/10/2021 06:27am
Orwell vs. Tolkien
at 07/20/2021 06:27am
Back in Time With Sweet Connie
at 06/01/2021 06:27am
The Perpetual Mystery of Miss Stevie Nicks
at 05/18/2021 06:26am
My Goddamn Wrong Vaccine Address
at 05/03/2021 06:27am
Led Zeppelin Was Goyish
at 04/13/2021 06:26am
Things I Don’t Like as Much as I Should About the Rolling Stones
at 03/30/2021 06:27am
Sometimes I Get Worked Up About Prince Rupert Loewenstein’s Name
at 03/15/2021 06:27am
Me and the Historian’s Foolish Nephew
at 02/23/2021 06:26am
Why Bipartisanship Is a Mistake
at 02/02/2021 06:25am
Shame of the World
at 01/13/2021 06:26am
Donald Trump is Still King of the Republicans
at 01/05/2021 06:26am
Political Self-Talk During the Trump Disorder
at 11/23/2020 06:26am
America Just Failed to Get Its Head Together
at 11/09/2020 06:26am
The First Woman President Isn’t Going to Be White
at 10/12/2020 06:27am
It Would Be Good for the Country If Trump Died of COVID-19
at 10/07/2020 06:28am
It’s Too Bad
Caddyshack
Exists
at 09/28/2020 06:27am
Sky Frontier
’s First Season: A Look Back
at 09/08/2020 06:27am
Advice to Myself at Age 10
at 08/26/2020 06:28am
White Vegans, Black Vegans
at 08/18/2020 06:28am
No Volkswagens for the Workers
at 07/30/2020 06:27am
Professor, It’s Not 1933
at 07/27/2020 06:26am
When the Nazis Were in Power
at 07/20/2020 06:28am
Comely Maidens and Long-Ago Basketballs
at 06/30/2020 06:27am
Biden His Time Because He Paid His Dues
at 06/29/2020 06:26am
My Dream About Donald Trump
at 06/16/2020 06:27am
Donald Trump’s Playland Fascist Adventure
at 06/08/2020 06:26am
MAGA Loves Black People and/or African-Americans
at 06/01/2020 06:28am
Maybe the Worst Angle to Take on the Dog-Walking Case
at 05/29/2020 06:28am
Jerry Seinfeld Has Had It With Faces
at 05/11/2020 06:28am
Bill Maher Thinks He’s Being Brave About “Wuhan Virus”
at 04/14/2020 06:29am
Show Us Those Raves for Trump’s New Tone
at 04/06/2020 06:27am
Woody Allen Memoir Outrages
Washington Post
Columnist
at 03/30/2020 06:26am
Doubts Raised About Probability of
Reservoir Dogs
at 01/21/2020 06:28am
Bret Stephens Sees Things a Little Bit Differently
at 12/30/2019 06:28am
Welcome, President Crybaby
at 12/17/2019 06:29am
That Poor Chef at the Ethiopian Restaurant
at 12/03/2019 06:27am
My Inner Child is an Idiot
at 11/19/2019 06:29am
Len Hears About the TV Star
at 11/12/2019 06:28am
Follow-Up to
Zombieland
Not Ghastly, Not Great
at 11/01/2019 06:28am
That’s the President, Baby
at 10/08/2019 06:28am
Ben Shapiro Wishes Away the Ukraine Shakedown
at 10/01/2019 06:29am
Selfish, Self-Centered, Self-Involved
at 09/24/2019 06:29am
An American Talks Sense About Brexit
at 09/13/2019 06:28am
Wise Old White Man Show Us the Way
at 08/20/2019 06:29am
Little Dinosaur, Crowded Room
at 07/30/2019 06:28am
Tarantino’s Big Shaggy Dog in Los Angeles
at 07/29/2019 06:27am
Aziz Ansari Gets You in a Corner
at 07/16/2019 07:41am
Wilt Chamberlain’s Sex Life Confuses Professor
at 07/05/2019 06:25am
Yesterday
Is Dim Work by Auteur Richard Curtis
at 07/01/2019 06:27am
Elton John Biopic Offers a Cover Story, Not a Story
at 06/04/2019 06:28am
End-of-the-World Culture Criticism
at 05/21/2019 06:28am
Andrew Neil Is Britain’s Old Beast
at 05/14/2019 06:29am
Sky Splits, Woman Cries, Marvel Ends Our Age
at 04/30/2019 06:29am
French Guy Flounders in L.A.
at 04/23/2019 06:27am
Shazam!
Says We Are Family
at 04/09/2019 06:27am
Piping-Up Twerp
at 03/26/2019 06:29am
Death and Roy Romano in Santa Barbara
at 02/26/2019 06:27am
No Shame in the 21st Century
at 02/19/2019 06:28am
Hunkered in the Back Seat of the Family Car
at 02/12/2019 06:27am
Still Bitter About My Parents and Those Jokes
at 01/29/2019 06:29am
Vice
’s Clever Jokes Weren’t Dispensable
at 01/25/2019 06:28am
No Dictatorship Yet
at 01/22/2019 06:29am
The Disciplined Heart of Marie Kondo
at 01/15/2019 06:29am
Third Season of
F Is for Family
Isn’t So Hot
at 12/18/2018 06:28am
A Dramatic Memory From Late Childhood
at 12/12/2018 06:27am
“It’s a Heartache” Does All Right, So Does Rod Stewart
at 11/06/2018 06:29am
The Algorithm Knows Me Too Well
at 11/02/2018 06:27am
Adam Sandler’s New Special is Just Fine
at 10/30/2018 06:29am
A Star Is Born
is Static, Way Too Long
at 10/25/2018 06:28am
Beto vs. Ted, Round One
at 09/24/2018 06:28am
Is Chevy Chase Necessary?
at 09/21/2018 06:27am
Tucker Carlson Talked to Michael Avenatti
at 09/18/2018 06:29am
The Meg
is Our Big Shark Glut
at 08/17/2018 06:28am
Bruce Springsteen Wrote the National Anthem
at 07/31/2018 06:29am
How the Right Made Its Mess
at 06/05/2018 06:29am
Gore Vidal, Good with Kids
at 05/31/2018 06:28am
Tom Wolfe and the Telltale Mrs. Otey
at 05/22/2018 06:29am
Breaking In
is a Big Snooze
at 05/15/2018 06:29am
John Mulaney Gets Loud(er)
at 05/07/2018 06:28am
The Awful Thing She Said About That Woman’s Looks
at 05/01/2018 06:28am
Literally Will Literally Never Go Away
at 04/30/2018 06:28am
I Saw
Black Panther
With a White Audience
at 04/26/2018 06:28am
The Trashing of the State Department
at 04/23/2018 06:27am
Sean Hannity Has a Secret
at 04/19/2018 06:29am
Laura Ingraham Soldiers On
at 04/17/2018 06:28am
Paul Ryan Goes Home
at 04/13/2018 06:27am
The Dirty Secret of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
at 04/12/2018 06:29am
Beer Heir Straightens Out Junior High Kid, Kind Of
at 04/03/2018 06:28am
Laura Ingraham Really Has Principles, Doesn’t She?
at 03/30/2018 06:28am
George Will Is Correct, Yet Full of It, On Iraq
at 03/29/2018 06:29am
Stormy Speaks, Nothing Gets Settled
at 03/27/2018 06:27am
The Man With the MAGA Bowtie
at 03/20/2018 06:27am
The Times Op-Ed Page Doesn’t Get It
at 03/16/2018 01:32pm
Lauren Duca Mischaracterized Martin Shkreli’s Letter
at 03/13/2018 06:30am
The Blonde That Spelled Doom for Donald Trump
at 03/12/2018 06:29am
An Example of How I'm Not Very Woke
at 03/08/2018 06:59am
Trump Mouths Off Against Democracy
at 03/06/2018 09:58am
Dell, Be Ashamed of My Laptop
at 03/01/2018 07:00am
He Said He Was a Bigot
at 02/27/2018 07:02am
John Kelly Is a Vain, Vain Man
at 02/26/2018 09:50am
Intrusion, Incursion, This Is My Spot
at 02/22/2018 07:05am
All a Big Misunderstanding
at 02/20/2018 07:02am
Wrong About Chicken Out
at 02/19/2018 09:35am
Inane, Vapid, Fatuous
at 02/13/2018 08:48am
Alone and Not Wanting to Show It
at 02/09/2018 10:50am
Trump, GOP Mating Habits Stump
Washington Post
at 02/06/2018 11:07am
Writing With My Mouth
at 02/05/2018 10:26am
Man the Speck, Who Is He?
at 02/03/2018 07:02am
Grammar in Our Floating World
at 01/31/2018 09:33am
Woody Allen, Flat-Souled Man
at 01/30/2018 07:01am
Seriously, Frankly, Hopefully
at 01/29/2018 10:25am
Why These People in This Book?
at 01/26/2018 07:01am
Lady Says Kids Shouldn’t Have Best Friends
at 01/25/2018 07:02am
History’s Vast Page and Man the Speck
at 01/23/2018 09:30am
A History of Public Awareness of Sexual Orientation
at 01/22/2018 10:10am
Jezebel Gets Tough With Babe
at 01/18/2018 10:26am
My Search for Something and Something
at 01/17/2018 10:30am
Michael Wolff and His Peculiar Mission
at 01/12/2018 10:15am
The Second Coming of James T. Kirk
at 01/10/2018 07:01am
Donald Trump Goes to Confession
at 01/05/2018 09:02am
Did Bannon Really Say That About the Guy’s Mustache?
at 01/04/2018 10:30am
Samuel Butler Breathes on My Face
at 01/03/2018 10:29am
The Talk Show Host’s Boyhood Dream
at 01/02/2018 09:59am
Former TV Star Is Against Getting Facts Wrong
at 12/30/2017 04:08pm
Judd Apatow’s Stand-Up Is Nice, I Guess
at 12/19/2017 07:04am
The New York Times
Talks in a Funny Voice
at 12/18/2017 10:07am
Ronan Farrow and His Enlightening Cheekbones
at 12/15/2017 07:00am
A Theme on Elegant Variation
at 12/14/2017 07:02am
What About This “Cat Person” Story?
at 12/13/2017 09:59am
That Awful Man and His Diet Coke
at 12/11/2017 10:27am
Lena Dunham and the Marshmallow Plain
at 12/05/2017 07:00am
Nazi Twerp Heralds Civilization’s Decay
at 12/04/2017 10:12am
Nazi Articles Trickier Than They Look
at 11/27/2017 10:21am
The Man With the Crusty Paw
at 11/24/2017 10:25am
Ask a Highly Detailed Biography of the Beatles
at 11/02/2017 07:01am
Ad Hominem and Its Benefits
at 10/31/2017 10:51am
Joy Reid Battles the Hillary Uranium Story
at 10/30/2017 12:01pm
I Am Dandruff
at 10/26/2017 07:56am
Trump and the Widow
at 10/24/2017 09:51am
College Leans on Brown Girl for Railing at White Folk
at 10/24/2017 07:02am
21st Century Stuns Four-Star General
at 10/20/2017 08:54am
Louis CK and His Fake Miracle Cell Phone
at 10/20/2017 07:01am
Anything That Comes Into Me Head
at 10/19/2017 07:02am
Governing No Longer Really the GOP’s Thing
at 10/16/2017 10:42am
The Myth of the Spat-Upon Vet
at 10/16/2017 07:01am
Marc Maron Looks Toward Death
at 10/12/2017 07:05am
A Country That Puts Trump in Charge Is Addled
at 10/09/2017 10:57am
Charlie Sykes, You’re Kind of Like Donald Trump
at 10/06/2017 10:09am
The Skeleton in Slippers
at 10/03/2017 07:02am
Freedom 1, Trump 0
at 09/25/2017 10:10am
Reagan Gets Left Out of the Kimmel Debate
at 09/25/2017 07:01am
Canadians Mock U.S. Because of Trump, Complains Student
at 09/21/2017 07:01am
Conservative Reminds Fellows That Black People Are Real Too
at 09/18/2017 10:30am
The Penis Takes a Walk
at 09/12/2017 07:00am
Aging Child Monarch Wants New Playmates
at 09/11/2017 11:00am
Ari Shaffir Is Disturbing But Not Unhappy
at 09/08/2017 07:20am
Chuck Lorre’s
Disjointed
Netflix Show Far From High Grade
at 09/06/2017 07:01am
RNC Hopes for Best Atop Leaky Reactor Called Trump
at 09/05/2017 07:20am
Ask the Opening and Finish of a Really Big Beatles Biography
at 09/02/2017 07:01am
Childish Trump Needs John Kelly as His Lash
at 08/29/2017 07:01am
Ten Truths About the Age of Trump
at 08/28/2017 10:00am
I Walked Out of the Copy Shop Without Paying
at 08/23/2017 08:28am
GOP Bow-Ties Size Up the Trump Crisis
at 08/22/2017 07:02am
Sweating Steve Bannon and the Bullet From John Kelly
at 08/21/2017 09:22am
Trump and Palin, the Flapmouth Twins
at 08/19/2017 07:02am
Reverend Al Won’t Say Racist
at 08/16/2017 10:30am
The President Is Very Much Against Racial Hatred, Sort of
at 08/14/2017 10:10am
I’m Wondering Where I Bought My Cell Phone
at 08/11/2017 07:00am
Sgt. Pepper Never Showed Up
at 08/10/2017 07:02am
I Love My Curvy Last Week’s Twitter Bullshit
at 08/07/2017 09:27am
Jeff Flake and the Fatal Glass of Bullshit
at 08/04/2017 10:40am
The Eleven Most
Morning Joe
Things Ever Said
at 08/03/2017 07:02am
The Little Boy on the Subway
at 08/01/2017 07:00am
Do Governments Make Noises Like This When They’re Falling Apart?
at 07/31/2017 10:09am
My Lunch With Brian Epstein
at 07/26/2017 07:00am
Why Hate the Mooch?
at 07/24/2017 10:35am
Kind of From a Donald Trump
Times
Interview
at 07/21/2017 09:33am
Trump’s Mind Has a Weak Bladder
at 07/20/2017 10:04am
What Did the Lady Say to Her?
at 07/19/2017 06:59am
Why the World Needs the Bechdel Test
at 07/18/2017 06:59am
The Nose Is the Face’s Toilet
at 07/06/2017 09:47am
America Ain’t the Leader No More
at 07/03/2017 07:00am
Lots of Movie About Little Boys. Why?
at 06/26/2017 08:18am
Why I Left the Beatles
at 06/22/2017 10:11am
The Saucer in the Sky
at 06/20/2017 10:30am
It’s Prince George and Princess Charlotte of Great Britain!
at 06/19/2017 10:25am
Does
Yellow Submarine
Provide Hope for Mankind?
at 06/13/2017 07:00am
Why the British Electorate Should Get a Nobel Prize
at 06/12/2017 07:02am
My Unreasoning Joy at the British Election
at 06/09/2017 10:50am
Hey, Jonah Goldberg. Is This a Battle for National Survival or What?
at 06/09/2017 07:00am
New York Magazine
, Let’s Discuss Your Ranking of Beatles Tunes
at 06/08/2017 10:17am
Why Humility Is So Great
at 06/08/2017 07:00am
My Crazy SIN
at 06/06/2017 07:00am
I Nearly Mashed My Finger
at 06/01/2017 11:11am
Tidy Comedy-Drama About Improv Doesn’t Thrill
at 05/30/2017 09:19am
Brown Girl Angry at White Girls
at 05/29/2017 10:18am
The Banana Story
at 05/23/2017 07:00am
This House-Sized Walking Fart of a President
at 05/18/2017 01:29pm
Young Fellow Catalogues Stones’ Output
at 05/15/2017 07:00am
An Omelet for Fredric March
at 05/01/2017 07:00am
Sketch of a Nonexistent Icon
at 04/28/2017 07:00am
The Lesson of the Hammer
at 04/25/2017 06:58am
Mysteries of Conservative Media in the Age of Trump
at 04/24/2017 11:19am
The Smile Is Gone
at 04/22/2017 07:02am
Red-Faced Baboon Ushered Off National Stage
at 04/20/2017 09:52am
Trump Aides Hate Each Other
at 04/17/2017 09:59am
What the Man Did to the Girl
at 04/11/2017 10:07am
Quotes From a Nonexistent Screwball Comedy About Newspapers
at 04/06/2017 07:00am
Don’t Give Advice, It Makes You Sound Dumb
at 04/04/2017 08:57am
George Orwell, Meet Mimi Pond
at 04/03/2017 09:31am
The GOP Just Had Its Test and It Failed
at 03/27/2017 09:59am
One Tree at the Center of the World
at 03/24/2017 10:10am
Why Bright Kids Put Commas in and Take Them Out
at 03/20/2017 09:38am
GOP No Friend of Working Stiffs, GOP Cheerleader Opines
at 03/16/2017 09:25am
Why and How I’m Superstitious
at 03/16/2017 07:05am
Does Trump Want to Beat Up the Freedom Caucus?
at 03/13/2017 07:00am
My Failed Prediction About the Republican Party
at 03/09/2017 09:35am
Why I Walked Two Miles in the Snow Because of My Passport Application
at 03/07/2017 10:03am
Chimp-Like Trump All Thumbs Regarding Wiretaps
at 03/06/2017 09:58am
Is the American Right Going Full
Cabaret
?
at 03/03/2017 09:32am
Trevor Noah, Global Lad
at 03/02/2017 07:01am
That Hero’s Death? Not Trump’s Fault
at 03/01/2017 09:44am
Prominent Defective Expounds on Health Care
at 02/28/2017 11:01am
Hanes, Why Do You Do It This Way?
at 02/28/2017 07:04am
Warren Beatty, Beautiful Goofball
at 02/27/2017 09:02am
Dana Carvey Not Dead, Still Puckish
at 02/22/2017 07:00am
The Man With the Trump Cutout
at 02/20/2017 09:07am
Trump Storms the Tube
at 02/20/2017 08:51am
The Holocaust and the Bonehead
at 02/17/2017 07:10am
What Does a Trump Supporter Consider Sexist?
at 02/14/2017 09:19am
Couch Potato Fascism
at 02/13/2017 09:41am
Bill Burr’s Latest Is His Best
at 02/10/2017 10:18am
Trump Style in the Oval Office
at 02/09/2017 10:03am
Yeah, We Kill Foreigners, Says Chief Executive
at 02/06/2017 10:31am
Call Him Oligarch
at 02/06/2017 07:02am
The Muslim Ban With Joe and Mika
at 02/03/2017 09:25am
The One Thing I Learned About Yoga
at 01/31/2017 09:42am
Kellyanne Lets Loose
at 01/30/2017 08:31am
Why I Like
The Social Network
at 01/28/2017 07:59am
One Cheer for the Spencer Punching
at 01/27/2017 10:17am
Calling Trump a Nazi Doesn’t Really Cover It
at 01/26/2017 10:26am
Don’t Think About Sean Spicer and Small Dick Size
at 01/23/2017 09:56am
Sifting the Signs of the Trump Era
at 01/19/2017 10:16am
Not a Guilty Pleasure, But Sheepish
at 01/18/2017 08:03am
Why Ordering Souvlaki Is Difficult For Me
at 01/17/2017 09:39am
Donald Trump Learns About Leaks
at 01/11/2017 09:38am
Advice to the Unwed Single Mother in Ohio
at 01/10/2017 09:52am
Meryl Streep Speaks Truth to Bizarro America
at 01/09/2017 10:16am
How I Survive My Life in a World With People
at 01/05/2017 08:05am
I Read It on the Internet
at 12/31/2016 08:05am
Voters Burnt by Trump Have Only Themselves to Blame
at 12/30/2016 08:00am
2016, I’m Tired of Hearing People Address You Like You Were a Person
at 12/29/2016 10:15am
Tucker Carlson Rassles Girl, Doesn’t Do Well
at 12/26/2016 10:40am
Watching Adam Sandler Is the Underside of the Modern Soul
at 12/20/2016 10:17am
House of the Addictive Cave
at 12/19/2016 11:15am
Clippings From Another World
at 12/15/2016 05:57am
Me and My Big Pile of Writing
at 12/06/2016 09:47am
About That Taiwan Phone Call
at 12/05/2016 10:57am
Canada, You Dumb Sheepdog
at 11/29/2016 10:15am
Trump has Fun at His Briefing
at 11/22/2016 05:55am
This Safety Pin Business
at 11/21/2016 08:10am
Life on Facebook After the Great Disaster
at 11/18/2016 10:16am
I Talk Sense to the Imaginary Black Guy
at 11/16/2016 11:06am
Don’t Ever Change, Mick Jagger
at 11/14/2016 10:21am
What Will Trump Do?
at 11/10/2016 01:11pm
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
at 11/07/2016 10:08am
Thanks to Owen Ellickson, We Can All Die Smiling
at 11/07/2016 08:05am
Veep
Mind vs.
Barney Miller
Mind
at 11/05/2016 08:05am
I Meet Anthony Weiner
at 11/03/2016 09:59am
Nick Yemana, the Hope of Mankind
at 11/02/2016 08:00am
Straight to the Heart of
Veep
-ness
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at 12/28/2015 09:01am
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at 03/11/2015 06:48am
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at 02/28/2013 02:26am
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at 01/30/2013 03:40am
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at 11/14/2012 01:39am
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at 10/31/2012 04:33am
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at 09/20/2012 04:20am
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at 06/22/2012 03:07am
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at 04/25/2012 06:12am
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at 04/16/2012 07:29am
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at 04/12/2012 09:27am
A Case Study in Democratic Messaging Ineptitude
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The Wall of Notebooks
at 04/05/2012 02:14am
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at 03/29/2012 07:03am
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at 03/08/2012 04:49am
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at 03/07/2012 05:09am
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at 02/29/2012 04:47am
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at 02/24/2012 05:32am
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at 02/21/2012 04:46am
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at 02/16/2012 06:41am
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at 02/09/2012 04:40am
The Editor Who Was Supposed to Be a Star
at 02/07/2012 04:46am
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at 02/01/2012 03:36am
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at 02/01/2012 03:18am
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at 01/31/2012 03:40am
A Santorum Revival in Florida? Yeah, Why Not
at 01/27/2012 05:48am
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at 01/25/2012 05:26am
Why Are Conservatives Such Jerks, Why Are Liberals Such Drags?
at 01/24/2012 05:27am
Newt Vindicated
at 01/23/2012 05:40am
Ron Paul Owes Me $10
at 01/13/2012 05:05am
The Pre-New Hampshire Zigzag
at 01/09/2012 04:43am
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at 01/05/2012 04:28am
A Race Without First Place
at 01/04/2012 04:27am
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at 12/30/2011 05:54am
The Mysterious Persistence of Old Styles
at 12/27/2011 12:25am
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at 12/26/2011 06:45am
The Newt Deflation
at 12/21/2011 05:19am
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at 12/19/2011 12:08am
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at 12/15/2011 05:01am
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at 12/13/2011 01:35am
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at 12/07/2011 04:19am
Absolutely Perfect Sense
at 11/14/2011 05:00am
Distinguished Temples, Deadly Vengeance
at 11/11/2011 03:06am
The Face of Republican Stupidity
at 11/08/2011 03:50am
The Cutest Man in Texas
at 11/04/2011 01:41am
Trapped by His Own Eyebrows
at 10/27/2011 05:33am
Republican Muppets
at 10/20/2011 07:00am
Everyone Knows We Got Screwed
at 10/11/2011 05:25am
Jerk-offs
at 09/22/2011 05:48am
Paying Customer
at 09/15/2011 06:06am
Before the Deluge
at 09/08/2011 05:27am
Warn A Brother
at 08/09/2011 05:15am
Dared to Not Cooperate
at 08/03/2011 05:11am
Pursuing Ignorance
at 07/14/2011 05:24am
The Book With The Predictable Ending
at 07/13/2011 05:22am
For Once, Everything Worked Out
at 07/08/2011 05:05am
Battle over the Bulge
at 06/28/2011 04:58am
Stand-In on the Sunset Strip
at 06/22/2011 04:57am
We Are The Ones We've Been Waiting For
at 06/20/2011 05:15am
If Don Quixote Were Kind of a Jerk
at 06/15/2011 07:36am
The Art of Destroying a Heckler
at 06/09/2011 05:18am
My Dream About an Ex-Boss
at 05/19/2011 04:31am
Let Us Now Praise Famous Men
at 05/04/2011 04:46am
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at 04/14/2011 06:03am
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at 04/11/2011 06:33am
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at 04/05/2011 06:23am
The Green Light
at 03/28/2011 06:07am
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at 03/16/2011 06:12am
Blood On The Tracks
at 03/14/2011 06:48am
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at 02/09/2011 04:41am
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