"How did I get invited to the 86th Academy Awards, you ask? Well, my best friend took me as her date. I met her seven years ago at an event where we both didn’t know a single person. We hit it off over a mutual respect for Chandler Bing, and we've been eating pizza together ever since." More on MySpace. Via EW.

The recently retired filmmaker has edited together the Hitchcock classic with Gus Van Zant's 1998 shot-for-shot remake. Check it out on Soderberg's official website, Extension 765.

From 1A4STUDIO.

"Did Danny Tanner deal with the grief of losing his pregnant wife in a fatal car crash by creating an imaginary daughter named Michelle?" More (probably, soon) on YouTube. Via Slate.

Premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Starring Chris Pratt (Parks and Recreation) and Zoe Saldana (Star Trek Into Darkness), with voice work from Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel. Written and directed by James Gunn. For more on the Marvel comic books, check out Wired and Jamie Lovett's post on Comicbook.com.

As Matt Foley, the motivational speaker who "lives in a van down by the river"—three years before the sketch ran on SNL. From Second City's 73rd revue "Flag Smoking Permitted in Lobby Only, or Censorama," with Farley, Tim Meadows, Bob Odenkirk and more.

Here's to all the rebels out there. From henryandaaron.

No, this is not Brazil. Starring Christoph Waltz, Ben Whishaw, Tilda Swinton and David Thewlis. io9 has more. Or check out Harry Knowles' ecstatic review.

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