- ConsumeApr 17, 2014, 09:59AM
The Hideous Clutter
I'm always surrounded by rubble, and the rubble comes from me.
- ConsumeApr 16, 2014, 09:16AM
Unfinished Houses and Imagined Futures
The impossible Bay Area real estate market.
- ConsumeApr 14, 2014, 08:49AM
The Highly Profitable Disease of Addiction
A generation raised on pharmaceuticals.
- ConsumeApr 04, 2014, 09:56AM
Diet Soda Is Bullshit
Drink whatever you want, just less of it.
- ConsumeApr 04, 2014, 09:48AM
I Swear I'm Not a Drunk
Virginia's just really boring.
- ConsumeApr 03, 2014, 09:35AM
The Perverse Power of Tampon Advertising
I can’t dislodge the O.B. jingle from my memory.
- ConsumeApr 02, 2014, 12:48PM
Here’s Hoping Diet Sodas Disappear
Has a more disgusting beverage ever existed?
- ConsumeMar 31, 2014, 06:33AM
Sealing the Deal in a Third World Country
Kathmandu is an exhilarating shock.
- ConsumeMar 14, 2014, 08:03AM
A Girl and Her Truck
It reeks of redneck, but I drank the Kool-Aid.
- ConsumeMar 13, 2014, 01:30PM
Going Bigger For No Apparent Reason
Coca-Cola embraces the tallboy.
- ConsumeFeb 14, 2014, 06:27AM
Be Your Own Valentine
How to eat the “Be Mine” conversation heart all on your own.
- ConsumeJan 20, 2014, 01:50PM
Animal Farm
What’s worse: fucking a cow or eating it?
- ConsumeApr 11, 2014, 07:02AM
Microbeads Are Freaking Me Out
Ocean conservation is close to my heart because it’s close to my hobby.
- ConsumeApr 11, 2014, 07:02AM
Busing Tables is No Joke
Game recognizes game.
- ConsumeApr 07, 2014, 07:00AM
If You've Ever Been a Waitress
Only then do you truly appreciate restaurant wait staff.
- ConsumeMar 20, 2014, 06:13AM
The Death of the Greasy Spoon
Holly’s Restaurant departs, and an Eastern Shore era ends.
- ConsumeFeb 18, 2014, 06:32AM
When Beloved Dogs Age
We can’t all run full speed.
- ConsumeFeb 14, 2014, 06:27AM
When a Slice Was Still a Slice
Domino’s fouls America’s tastebuds.
- ConsumeFeb 10, 2014, 06:14AM
Scared of Fat Shaming
I don’t know how to write about my weight anymore.
- ConsumeJan 22, 2014, 03:41PM
Obama Won't End the War on Pot
Nick Gillespie’s advice is too coherent for the President.
- ConsumeJan 22, 2014, 07:00AM
Ativan is Not A Pizza Topping
And other lessons from moving.
- ConsumeApr 14, 2014, 12:10PM
How to Do Drugs in Front of Cops
"It's called conceptual blindness." From Gavin McInnes.
- ConsumeApr 07, 2014, 01:05PM
Pucker: Babies Taste Lemons for the First Time
Via Metafilter.
- ConsumeApr 01, 2014, 04:16PM
Introducing Sam Adams HeliYUM
With Noble Hops and Noble Gases. Via Neatorama.
- ConsumeMar 31, 2014, 10:59AM
L'Arbre Blanc: Montpellier's New Architecture
Japanese architects Sou Fujimoto are designing this hyper-modern apartment complex in Montpellier, on the French Mediterranean. The 17-story L'Arbre Blanc will feature a restaurant, art gallery and penthouse bar. More at House To Home.
- ConsumeMar 27, 2014, 10:44AM
Flower Marge Simpson
The hair is made from real chrysanthems painted blue. From photographer Alexander Khokhlov. Via Metafilter.
- ConsumeMar 25, 2014, 11:14AM
Hipsters Love Coffee
From Nacho Punch.
- ConsumeMar 24, 2014, 12:39PM
Shoebox Camera
A short how-to. From ProfessorPeppers.
- ConsumeMar 12, 2014, 09:23AM
Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
#pizzapositive.
- ConsumeMar 05, 2014, 11:11AM
How To Drink Properly: Mind Your Reputation
More on Twitter.