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Mar 30, 2015, 08:34AM

Fourteen Things the Internet Told Me

All quotes verbatim, including spelling and punctuation.

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“Get ready for 'My Clitoris Deals Solely in Truth' T-shirts.”

“Kenny G claims he helped inspire the Starbucks Frappuccino”

“Her mother, Geraldine, is a yoga teacher and astrologer.”

“There was no bigger time in my life at 21 years old where I had to walk through basically having my head handed to me on a national level.”

“What Jeb Bush is like in person”

“The film was number four at the box office, which is not that bad but it is when taking everything in consideration.”

“Josh Groban addresses rumors about his sexuality”

“9 celebrity quotes that will change the way you view mental illness”

“Of course Ted Cruz could win”

“Joe Biden has the perfect response to Ben Carson's comments on homosexuality and prisons”

“Not only did it make any human being clinch out of awkwardness, no one could relate to it.”

“Step inside Gilbert Gottfried’s apartment”

“There's one big plot hole in 'The Little Mermaid' that changes everything”

“Jeb Bush is zen.”

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