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All the Words I Didn’t Write at 09/10/2019 06:29am

The Day I Was Mickey Mouse at 07/09/2019 06:29am

The New Calves at 04/03/2019 06:28am

God is for Nincompoops at 03/14/2019 06:28am

You Think You Own Our Sexy at 03/13/2019 06:28am

The Littlest Showgirl at 02/21/2019 06:28am

The Many Loves of “Herc” Broadsides at 01/31/2019 06:28am

The Tiniest Glass Slipper at 01/29/2019 06:28am

Selling Out and Moving Up at 01/24/2019 06:28am

The Slammed and Unslammed at 01/22/2019 06:29am

Santa Claus Solutions at 01/15/2019 06:27am

The End of an Era at 01/11/2019 06:28am

Swing Voter at 01/09/2019 06:28am

Cold Takes and Heartbreaks at 12/17/2018 06:28am

The Lives of Others at 11/12/2018 06:28am

Shattered Dreams at 11/07/2018 06:28am

Thomas Kinkade’s Big Secret at 11/05/2018 06:27am

Personal Best at 10/22/2018 06:28am

Wrestling with the Past at 10/16/2018 06:28am

Origen Story at 10/03/2018 06:28am

Thirty Years of Marriage at 09/25/2018 06:28am

A Real Mama Bear at 09/10/2018 06:28am

The Man with the Gold Car at 09/04/2018 06:28am

Pearls Before Swine at 08/29/2018 06:28am

The End of the Affair at 08/16/2018 06:28am

Deep Thoughts in the Woods at 08/14/2018 06:29am

Dodging the Fantasy Draft at 07/30/2018 06:28am

A Degree in Being Correct from the University of Knowledge at 07/24/2018 06:28am

How Wrestler Eddy “Flap” Jacks Met His Match at 07/06/2018 06:27am

Detective Jack Chaser Takes Down the Mob at 07/02/2018 06:27am

When Hot Takes Go Bad at 06/26/2018 06:27am

Jack Chaser and the Santa Stakeout at 06/21/2018 06:28am

Time Man Goes on a Date at 06/18/2018 06:28am

What’s in a Name? at 06/14/2018 06:27am

How Wrestler Eddy “Flap” Jacks Lost the Canadian World’s Championship at 06/08/2018 06:28am

Pillowface Jones Goes to School at 05/29/2018 06:28am

The Eternal Recurrence of the McRib at 04/30/2018 06:27am

All the Things You Can Leave Behind at 04/18/2018 06:28am

All the Time in the World at 04/16/2018 06:28am

Tired of Changing the Subject? at 04/12/2018 06:27am

Hair Gel Kid at 04/10/2018 06:29am

Publish These Facebook Statuses at 04/06/2018 06:29am

On Memory at 03/30/2018 06:28am

Chuck Klosterman Isn’t Any Good at 03/28/2018 06:28am

Fathers and Sons of the Squared Circle at 03/26/2018 06:28am

The British Style at 03/13/2018 05:55am

The Making and Faking of Pro Wrestling at 03/05/2018 06:58am

One Last Chance at Superstardom at 03/01/2018 07:01am

Putting Hard Times on Dusty Rhodes at 02/17/2018 07:03am

The Legend of Dr. Z at 02/13/2018 08:41am

Big Van Vader Was Yuge at 02/10/2018 07:02am

The Ironic Masculinity of Adrian Adonis at 02/08/2018 10:40am

Transphobia in the WWE at 02/06/2018 07:01am

Extreme Championship Wrestling, Where Everyone Took It Like a Man at 02/02/2018 07:00am

Ted Arcidi and the Enduring Quest for Mass at 01/31/2018 09:30am

“Playboy” Buddy Rose, the 217-Pound Man at 01/29/2018 07:00am

Rick Rude, the Imperfectly Perfect Man at 01/27/2018 07:01am

Crusher Blackwell, Blessed with Bigness at 01/22/2018 07:00am

The Year I Wrote Nothing But Opening Paragraphs at 01/12/2018 10:04am

The Inner Lives of My Office Supplies at 01/09/2018 10:10am

Hot Take Me Out at 01/06/2018 07:02am

Mike Mamula, the Almost Perfect Man at 01/03/2018 07:01am

The Virtual University of Tomorrow... Today! at 01/02/2018 07:02am

How to Write Sentences at 12/28/2017 07:01am

Surf Planet USA at 12/26/2017 07:00am

One of the Best Games I Never Played at 12/12/2017 09:31am

The End of My Career on the Internet at 12/09/2017 07:01am

The Biggest Baseball Player Who Never Was at 11/14/2017 10:50am

Three Failed Prospects at 10/27/2017 09:44am

The Mostly Forgettable Orestes Destrade at 10/26/2017 07:31am

The Donruss Cardinals MVP at 10/25/2017 07:00am

It Was Supposed to Be a Good Time at 10/24/2017 07:00am

Not Enough of the Right Stuff at 10/23/2017 07:00am

Remembering Another MLB Hero at 10/21/2017 07:01am

The Legendary Kevin Mitchell at 10/20/2017 08:53am

What My Mother Taught Me About Teaching at 10/12/2017 07:01am

The End of the University System at 08/16/2017 10:45am

Lots and Lots of Waiting at 07/25/2017 08:12am

DaddyOFive's Five Minutes at 05/09/2017 09:51am

The Master's Finest Work at 05/05/2017 10:02am