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Do Any Lives Matter?
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Abolish the Police!
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All the Words I Didn’t Write
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The Day I Was Mickey Mouse
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God is for Nincompoops
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You Think You Own Our Sexy
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The Littlest Showgirl
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The Many Loves of “Herc” Broadsides
at 01/31/2019 06:28am
The Tiniest Glass Slipper
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Selling Out and Moving Up
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The Slammed and Unslammed
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Santa Claus Solutions
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The End of an Era
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Swing Voter
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Cold Takes and Heartbreaks
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The Lives of Others
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Shattered Dreams
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Thomas Kinkade’s Big Secret
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Personal Best
at 10/22/2018 06:28am
Wrestling with the Past
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Origen Story
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Thirty Years of Marriage
at 09/25/2018 06:28am
A Real Mama Bear
at 09/10/2018 06:28am
The Man with the Gold Car
at 09/04/2018 06:28am
Pearls Before Swine
at 08/29/2018 06:28am
The End of the Affair
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Deep Thoughts in the Woods
at 08/14/2018 06:29am
Dodging the Fantasy Draft
at 07/30/2018 06:28am
A Degree in Being Correct from the University of Knowledge
at 07/24/2018 06:28am
How Wrestler Eddy “Flap” Jacks Met His Match
at 07/06/2018 06:27am
Detective Jack Chaser Takes Down the Mob
at 07/02/2018 06:27am
When Hot Takes Go Bad
at 06/26/2018 06:27am
Jack Chaser and the Santa Stakeout
at 06/21/2018 06:28am
Time Man Goes on a Date
at 06/18/2018 06:28am
What’s in a Name?
at 06/14/2018 06:27am
How Wrestler Eddy “Flap” Jacks Lost the Canadian World’s Championship
at 06/08/2018 06:28am
Pillowface Jones Goes to School
at 05/29/2018 06:28am
The Eternal Recurrence of the McRib
at 04/30/2018 06:27am
All the Things You Can Leave Behind
at 04/18/2018 06:28am
All the Time in the World
at 04/16/2018 06:28am
Tired of Changing the Subject?
at 04/12/2018 06:27am
Hair Gel Kid
at 04/10/2018 06:29am
Publish These Facebook Statuses
at 04/06/2018 06:29am
On Memory
at 03/30/2018 06:28am
Chuck Klosterman Isn’t Any Good
at 03/28/2018 06:28am
Fathers and Sons of the Squared Circle
at 03/26/2018 06:28am
The British Style
at 03/13/2018 05:55am
The Making and Faking of Pro Wrestling
at 03/05/2018 06:58am
One Last Chance at Superstardom
at 03/01/2018 07:01am
Putting Hard Times on Dusty Rhodes
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The Legend of Dr. Z
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Big Van Vader Was Yuge
at 02/10/2018 07:02am
The Ironic Masculinity of Adrian Adonis
at 02/08/2018 10:40am
Transphobia in the WWE
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Extreme Championship Wrestling, Where Everyone Took It Like a Man
at 02/02/2018 07:00am
Ted Arcidi and the Enduring Quest for Mass
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“Playboy” Buddy Rose, the 217-Pound Man
at 01/29/2018 07:00am
Rick Rude, the Imperfectly Perfect Man
at 01/27/2018 07:01am
Crusher Blackwell, Blessed with Bigness
at 01/22/2018 07:00am
The Year I Wrote Nothing But Opening Paragraphs
at 01/12/2018 10:04am
The Inner Lives of My Office Supplies
at 01/09/2018 10:10am
Hot Take Me Out
at 01/06/2018 07:02am
Mike Mamula, the Almost Perfect Man
at 01/03/2018 07:01am
The Virtual University of Tomorrow... Today!
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How to Write Sentences
at 12/28/2017 07:01am
Surf Planet USA
at 12/26/2017 07:00am
One of the Best Games I Never Played
at 12/12/2017 09:31am
The End of My Career on the Internet
at 12/09/2017 07:01am
The Biggest Baseball Player Who Never Was
at 11/14/2017 10:50am
Three Failed Prospects
at 10/27/2017 09:44am
The Mostly Forgettable Orestes Destrade
at 10/26/2017 07:31am
The Donruss Cardinals MVP
at 10/25/2017 07:00am
It Was Supposed to Be a Good Time
at 10/24/2017 07:00am
Not Enough of the Right Stuff
at 10/23/2017 07:00am
Remembering Another MLB Hero
at 10/21/2017 07:01am
The Legendary Kevin Mitchell
at 10/20/2017 08:53am
What My Mother Taught Me About Teaching
at 10/12/2017 07:01am
The End of the University System
at 08/16/2017 10:45am
Lots and Lots of Waiting
at 07/25/2017 08:12am
DaddyOFive's Five Minutes
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The Master's Finest Work
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Reboots and Adaptations
at 04/13/2017 07:01am
You Can Never Prove a Thing
at 03/21/2017 10:21am
Superman For a New Generation
at 03/13/2017 07:01am
Stop Grading and Testing
at 03/10/2017 12:30pm
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Tommy “Tiny” Lister Played a Wrestler, For Real
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The Year That Wasn’t
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The “Cooties Theory” of Criticism
at 11/30/2020 05:57am
The Last Gasp of Tracy Smothers’ Rebel Yell
at 11/19/2020 05:57am
The Grifters
at 10/29/2020 05:57am
To Fap and Fap Not
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They Called Him Bathroom Bill
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Theses on the Hot Takes
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How to Write Hot Takes
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Nothing More Than Feelings
at 03/30/2020 05:57am
Hot Takes Were a Big Mistake
at 03/16/2020 05:57am
You Love to See It
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We Write for the Nerds
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Hall Monitors Doing the Work
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O Holy Night
at 11/22/2019 05:55am
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at 11/18/2019 05:57am
Time to Get Extremely Offline
at 10/21/2019 05:57am
The Kids Do The Work
at 10/14/2019 05:57am
Hot Takes on the Rocks
at 08/23/2019 05:57am
The Bang Finish
at 07/12/2019 05:57am
The Millennial Media Hustle
at 06/10/2019 05:57am
First the Tears, Then the Rest
at 05/23/2019 05:57am
I Can’t Do This Much Longer
at 05/08/2019 05:57am
The World of Fitness Influence
at 05/06/2019 05:55am
Nothing But Love Stories
at 04/04/2019 05:57am
Nathaniel Hawthorne’s Hottest Take
at 02/27/2019 05:57am
Working Man’s Blues
at 02/22/2019 05:55am
Pay Your Bills
at 02/12/2019 05:56am
A Bold Choice
at 02/07/2019 05:57am
The Mysteries of Life
at 01/02/2019 05:55am
The Pro Wrestling Bodies of Our Dreams
at 12/31/2018 05:57am
Drink Responsibly During the Holiday Season
at 12/13/2018 05:57am
I’m Doing Just Fine at Christmastime
at 12/03/2018 05:55am
Classic Sports
at 11/26/2018 05:55am
The Robot that Won Her Heart
at 11/19/2018 05:58am
Brian Powell Lives!
at 10/30/2018 05:58am
Brian Powell Wins the Lottery
at 10/24/2018 05:56am
The Cool Dad
at 10/17/2018 05:56am
The Making of
The Brian Powell Story
at 10/10/2018 05:57am
Jocks Vs. Nerds
at 09/28/2018 05:58am
A Fantasy Divorce
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I Met Roger Mudd at the Package Store
at 09/20/2018 05:58am
Micah’s First Day
at 09/18/2018 05:57am
The Grad School Blues
at 09/12/2018 05:55am
The Fights: Dan Bobish vs. Igor Vovchanchyn
at 09/06/2018 05:58am
Pandas, Bro
at 08/31/2018 05:56am
Where It All Happens
at 08/24/2018 05:57am
The Toughest Men Who Ever Lived
at 08/21/2018 05:57am
A Sad End for the Nicest Guy in Town
at 08/09/2018 05:57am
The End of the World As We Know It
at 08/07/2018 05:59am
The Most Important Hot Take You'll Never Read
at 08/02/2018 05:58am
Talking About Practice
at 07/17/2018 05:56am
How We Write Our Hot College Comedies
at 07/12/2018 05:58am
The Only Rights You Got is Lefts
at 07/10/2018 05:58am
A Hot Take Goes Cold
at 07/05/2018 05:58am
Hard Fantasy
at 06/27/2018 05:56am
The Life and Times of “Herc” Broadsides
at 06/20/2018 05:56am
The End of Autumn
and the End of Football
at 06/05/2018 05:58am
The Hottest Take Ever
at 05/23/2018 05:56am
Why It May Not Suck: Michael Bay’s
Pain & Gain
at 05/21/2018 05:56am
The Greatest Hits Compilation of My Life
at 05/16/2018 05:58am
The Robot That Won the Spelling Bee
at 05/10/2018 05:56am
Joe Weider and the Perfect Male Body
at 05/08/2018 05:58am
The Robot That Ate Her Dreams
at 05/03/2018 05:58am
The Biscuit Belt
at 04/26/2018 05:58am
A Pizza with Everything
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Almost Very Famous
at 04/19/2018 05:58am
Montana and the End of the World
at 04/03/2018 05:56am
Is Barack Obama Gay?
at 03/22/2018 05:58am
The NFL Draft is a Meat Market
at 03/20/2018 05:56am
Your Social Media Brand Doesn’t Matter (And Neither Does Mine)
at 03/13/2018 05:56am
Joe Biden, Performance-Enhanced Alpha Male
at 03/06/2018 05:56am
Muscle Men Pushing and Pulling Rope
at 02/27/2018 05:56am
Mask versus Mask
at 02/22/2018 05:56am
Vince McMahon, Man Among Men
at 02/20/2018 05:58am
Abdullah the Butcher Bled for His Fame
at 02/14/2018 05:56am
Change The Grade
at 02/06/2018 05:56am
Behind the Mask
at 01/25/2018 05:58am
Starrcade and the End of It All
at 01/18/2018 05:56am
Memories of the War
at 01/12/2018 05:58am
No More Personal Essays
at 01/04/2018 05:56am
More Advertisements for Myself
at 12/06/2017 05:58am
The YouTube Generation Is Here, and It’s Awful
at 11/30/2017 05:58am
Sex Scenes in Literary Fiction are the Worst
at 11/29/2017 05:58am
The Ghost of Meow the Obese Cat
at 11/16/2017 05:56am
How to Argue and Win Every Time
at 11/13/2017 05:56am
How to Give Good Text
at 11/09/2017 05:58am
Big Thoughts About Small Talk
at 11/06/2017 05:58am
Heavy Criticisms
at 11/01/2017 05:56am
Observing the Cat
at 10/19/2017 05:58am
The Tubcat
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Raking Worthwhile Art from Rubbish
at 09/21/2017 05:58am
A Lost World
at 08/29/2017 05:58am
Twitter as Desperate Void
at 06/08/2017 10:37am
Someone We Could Trust
at 05/26/2017 05:58am
I Laugh Because I Cannot Cry
at 05/11/2017 05:59am
Free Swinging Could-Have-Beens
at 04/25/2017 05:57am
The Broader-Based Lunatic Fringe
at 04/11/2017 05:58am
Paronnaud's
Pinocchio
at 04/06/2017 05:58am
My Father's Encyclopedic Obsession
at 03/30/2017 05:57am
Exploring Human Nature in Isayama's
Attack on Titan
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