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When Doves Cry
at 03/08/2024 06:29am
Dunes of the West Side Highway
at 11/24/2023 06:29am
Lorena in the Village
at 10/18/2023 06:27am
Veronica’s Paul, Veronica’s Pumpkins
at 10/13/2023 06:29am
Hoboken Runaway in Soho
at 10/06/2023 06:29am
Snowy Night at 1010 WINS
at 09/26/2023 06:28am
Blizzard Radio with Veronica Morgan
at 09/22/2023 06:29am
Star-Crossed in Times Square
at 07/07/2023 06:29am
The Wedding Party
at 06/30/2023 06:29am
Knitting Factory Detour
at 06/23/2023 06:29am
Parental Guidance Suggested
at 06/16/2023 06:29am
Panic in Union Square Park
at 06/09/2023 06:29am
Cardboard Cutouts I’ve Known and Loved
at 06/02/2023 06:29am
Paul and Meredith Go Deeper Into Movies
at 05/26/2023 06:29am
Paul & Meredith & Elliott & Billy
at 05/19/2023 06:29am
Rooster Sneaks Into
Heat
at 05/12/2023 06:29am
Paul and Meredith in Union Square
at 05/05/2023 06:29am
Paul Cartwright Meets Meredith Wright
at 04/24/2023 06:28am
Paul and the Pumpkins
at 04/14/2023 06:29am
Meredith Sneaks Out with
Orgy 2
at 04/07/2023 06:29am
Making Plans in Wannado City
at 01/27/2023 06:29am
Roosters in Wannado City
at 01/06/2023 06:29am
Manhattan Subway, January 1996
at 10/28/2022 06:29am
Comfy Socks
at 10/21/2022 06:29am
I’ve Been Shadow You Know What’d
at 10/14/2022 06:29am
Snow Angels with Strangers
at 10/07/2022 06:29am
Why Do Birds Eat Bird Meat?
at 08/24/2022 06:29am
Long Night of the Spur Claws
at 08/19/2022 06:29am
Monica the Bigot
at 08/10/2022 06:29am
My Life with a Mercenary
at 07/29/2022 06:26am
What is This "Cum Town"?
at 07/01/2022 06:29am
Buttered Toast As a Necessity for Life
at 06/24/2022 06:30am
My Duel with My Cousin
at 05/13/2022 06:29am
Turtles Don’t Deserve My Anger
at 05/04/2022 06:29am
Twitter Should Be for Birds Only
at 04/29/2022 06:29am
Bennington Has Something to Do
at 04/01/2022 06:29am
Chocolate and Chapters
at 03/11/2022 06:29am
Cashless Birds
at 03/02/2022 06:29am
Rooster the Feeder
at 02/17/2022 06:28am
Rooster’s Relative Rescue
at 02/11/2022 06:29am
I Want to Go to Israel
at 01/19/2022 06:29am
Our Dinner with Bennington
at 01/07/2022 06:29am
I Realized I’m a Libertine on a Private Plane
at 12/24/2021 06:29am
Bringing Bennington Home
at 11/05/2021 06:29am
Spur-Clawing Out of My Own House
at 10/22/2021 06:29am
How to Skin a Charlie Horse
at 10/01/2021 06:29am
I Played Macho
at 09/24/2021 06:29am
Missing a Man I Never Met
at 09/17/2021 06:29am
My Wife Won’t Get Vaccinated and It’s Tearing Us Apart
at 08/27/2021 06:29am
Buck Breaking with Nancy Olson
at 08/11/2021 06:29am
The Quibbits Go Back to the Movies
at 07/28/2021 06:29am
Four Tips for Surviving a Haunted House
at 07/23/2021 06:29am
Roo and Benny’s Better Days
at 07/07/2021 06:29am
For Donald Rumsfeld (A Friend)
at 07/02/2021 06:29am
Our New Grocery Store Sucks
at 06/25/2021 06:29am
Marianne Williamson Should Post My Picture on Twitter
at 06/16/2021 06:29am
Don’t Call Me Rooster
at 04/02/2021 06:29am
My Agent is Sleeping With My Wife
at 03/12/2021 06:29am
Lord I Could Eat at the Murder Restaurant
at 02/26/2021 06:29am
Snails Lack Ambition and Vigor
at 02/03/2021 06:29am
Chickens is a Beautiful Thing
at 01/29/2021 06:29am
Old Long Since
at 01/01/2021 06:28am
An Impassioned Plea: Stop Eating Us
at 11/27/2020 06:29am
Windsurfing Nation
at 11/20/2020 06:29am
Little Trauma Wing
at 11/04/2020 06:29am
Death is No Voyage in the Valley
at 10/23/2020 06:29am
My Life as a Film Critic
at 10/16/2020 06:29am
On the Wings of Alcoholic Angels
at 09/25/2020 06:29am
White Women in Black Vans
at 09/11/2020 06:29am
Righteous Turtle Murder
at 08/14/2020 06:29am
Antagonism of the Aardvark
at 07/24/2020 06:29am
Bruckhard’s Battle Against Bigotry
at 07/10/2020 06:29am
Interregnum 2020
at 07/03/2020 06:29am
Surfing Trump's Colon
at 06/12/2020 06:29am
Remember the Feathers
at 05/25/2020 06:29am
Cocky Editing
at 05/22/2020 06:29am
I Have No Words of Comfort
at 03/20/2020 06:29am
Coronavirus Is Violence Against Birds
at 03/13/2020 06:29am
America Needs a Benevolent Dictator
at 02/14/2020 06:29am
Goom-BYE, Caucus Results!
at 02/05/2020 06:29am
Cats of Christmas Past
at 12/25/2019 06:29am
The Two Dopes of the Great Satan Otherwise Known as the United Kingdom
at 12/13/2019 06:29am
Rooster Admits Kidnapping Wife
at 12/06/2019 06:29am
A Poultry Polemic
at 11/29/2019 06:29am
I Don’t Want to Sell My Wife, But I Have To
at 11/01/2019 06:29am
The Barbarism of the Killing Cone
at 10/21/2019 06:29am
Off the Chicken Wing Wagon
at 10/11/2019 06:29am
The Birds Are For Bernie
at 10/04/2019 06:29am
When a Quibbits Claims He’s Suicidal
at 09/13/2019 06:29am
Roosters on the Rollercoaster
at 08/16/2019 06:29am
Arthritis in the Avian Community
at 08/02/2019 06:29am
Pervert Birds
at 07/19/2019 06:29am
I Will Always Be a Bird Today
at 07/12/2019 06:29am
Oh, is it Bird Flu Again?
at 06/05/2019 06:29am
Can You Spare a Summer Coat?
at 05/31/2019 06:29am
Writer's Cock
at 05/03/2019 06:29am
My Moonsong to Monica
at 03/22/2019 06:29am
Sand in the Mailman
at 03/08/2019 06:29am
Eating Minion Meat
at 03/01/2019 06:29am
Shooting Up and Doing Your Taxes
at 02/08/2019 06:29am
New Day Rising
at 01/18/2019 06:29am
George H.W. Bush Tried to Eat Me
at 12/07/2018 06:29am
Execute Santa Claus
at 11/30/2018 06:29am
And That’s When She Came Pecking At My Window
at 11/09/2018 06:29am
Barn Brain Betrayal
at 10/19/2018 06:29am
Quarreling with Quail
at 09/21/2018 06:29am
A Case of Roo
at 08/22/2018 06:29am
Kansas Gregg Sings the Blues
at 07/30/2018 06:29am
A Crow Looked at Me Lasciviously
at 07/23/2018 06:29am
Brain Burner Blues
at 07/20/2018 06:29am
Roostermon I
at 07/10/2018 06:29am
Combat Salacious Removal
at 06/20/2018 06:29am
Rooster Meets a Warm Water Penguin
at 06/08/2018 06:29am
Uncle Slippy Who Can Recall His Past Lives
at 06/01/2018 06:29am
Shape-shifting Sexless Freaks on LSD
at 05/25/2018 06:29am
The Avian Shame Complex
at 05/18/2018 06:30am
I Am Not Anyone's Chicken McNugget
at 04/27/2018 06:29am
Strolling with Horace Hippopotamus
at 04/06/2018 06:30am
Film Review:
Isle of Dogs
Has No Relationship to the Real World
at 04/02/2018 06:29am
Scratch Tack
at 03/30/2018 06:29am
Proto-Fascist Beard Bums
at 03/16/2018 01:33pm
Only a Soundless Scream
at 03/09/2018 12:08pm
In the Attics of My Life
at 03/02/2018 10:09am
Avian Advice for the Trigger Happy
at 02/23/2018 10:25am
Rooster Wants to Go to Burning Man
at 02/09/2018 11:11am
Rock Bottom for Bennington
at 01/26/2018 10:38am
Avian Days Are Winding Roads
at 01/19/2018 11:02am
Mr. Ed Was a Zebra
at 01/12/2018 10:22am
Gumbo’s Desert Eagle
at 01/05/2018 09:36am
Turtles with Clinical Depression
at 12/29/2017 10:23am
Bird Person
at 12/22/2017 10:22am
When a Chicken Won’t Change
at 12/15/2017 10:31am
The Quibbits’ Corporate Days
at 12/01/2017 10:08am
Rooster’s Thanksgiving Letter 2017
at 11/24/2017 10:41am
Sensitivity Training With Bennington Quibbits
at 11/10/2017 09:44am
Someone Grabbed My Hackle on Halloween
at 11/03/2017 10:14am
Peckish to a Fault
at 10/27/2017 09:48am
Flowers and Stems
at 10/20/2017 08:55am
Temporary Like Slippy
at 10/13/2017 10:01am
Veronica’s Hospital Run
at 10/06/2017 10:18am
Slippy on the Hook
at 09/29/2017 08:38am
Ontario Assignment
at 09/22/2017 11:10am
Slang of Avians
at 09/15/2017 10:12am
Chicken’s Play
at 09/08/2017 09:28am
Back to School Bird Special!
at 09/01/2017 10:15am
I Saw Drones
at 08/25/2017 10:37am
Rooster Goes on Background
at 08/18/2017 08:04am
They Walk on Me
at 08/11/2017 09:48am
An Animal in Defense of Her Own
at 08/04/2017 10:49am
The Wolf Visits
at 07/28/2017 10:40am
Mean Streets
at 07/21/2017 09:36am
Hackle Sack
at 07/14/2017 10:10am
Never Detonate Nor Shave
at 07/03/2017 10:12am
Rooster’s "Warning" to Colin May
at 06/28/2017 10:21am
Bennington Is Promoting Diplomacy Abroad
at 06/23/2017 09:45am
My Cousin Bennington Is a Sociopath
at 06/16/2017 10:43am
Labour Pains
at 06/09/2017 10:55am
Cockfights and Climate Change
at 06/02/2017 10:02am
Pictures of Uncle Slippy
at 05/26/2017 09:54am
The Wind Carries All the Gentle Souls
at 05/19/2017 08:35am
We Fed a Rooster Laudanum
at 05/12/2017 09:25am
The Boy Who Cried Wolf Was Right!
at 05/10/2017 10:06am
Rooster in the Roses
at 05/05/2017 10:19am
Motorcycle Monica from Carolina
at 04/24/2017 11:02am
Cuckoo Dreams
at 04/21/2017 08:42am
Hollywood Mincemeat
at 04/14/2017 09:01am
Notes From a Canadian Jail
at 04/07/2017 09:32am
The Last Letter
at 03/31/2017 08:18am
Reading Over Rooster’s Shoulder
at 03/20/2017 09:39am
The Cork Factory
at 03/06/2017 10:01am
Rooster Rigged the Oscars
at 02/27/2017 09:06am
Chelsea Morning
at 02/20/2017 09:10am
Remembrance of Animals Past
at 02/15/2017 09:56am
Solar Flares in Evening Air
at 02/08/2017 08:20am
Steampunk Rooster
at 02/01/2017 10:25am
Quibbits on the Move
at 01/20/2017 09:47am
Quibbits at Peace
at 01/13/2017 10:58am
The Quibbitses Emerge Rested and Ready to Face 2017
at 01/06/2017 10:13am
Angel Gabriel Saves the Quibbitses
at 12/30/2016 10:05am
Extrajudicial Xmas with the Quibbits’
at 12/23/2016 10:16am
Waiting for Bennington
at 12/12/2016 09:54am
Spirit of the Birdhive
at 11/23/2016 10:20am
Rooster and Romney Mix it Up
at 11/18/2016 10:44am
Rooster and the Pain Range
at 11/11/2016 09:53am
No Animal Collective Songs About Roosters?
at 11/04/2016 10:34am
Keeping Up With the Quibbits’
at 10/28/2016 11:30am
Monica in the Rubber Room
at 10/19/2016 10:14am
I Write. No One Else
at 10/12/2016 10:10am
Dead Birds in the Apple Store
at 10/03/2016 09:58am
Rooster’s Roman Research
at 09/28/2016 10:29am
I’m a Writer, Honey
at 09/23/2016 10:59am
Roosters Come in Red
at 09/14/2016 10:37am
Rooster Spirals Into Psychotic Delusions and Denial
at 09/05/2016 11:25am
I Think I’m Dying
at 08/26/2016 10:58am
I’m an Angel Sent by God
at 08/19/2016 10:23am
Why the Knapsacks?
at 08/10/2016 10:49am
The Last Hour
at 08/04/2016 10:15am
I Shit in Your Bed
at 08/02/2016 11:43am
In Homage to Quarrel Quibbits the First
at 07/28/2016 10:47am
Dishing With Debbie
at 07/25/2016 09:50am
Massaging the Message
at 07/20/2016 10:45am
Rooster and Bucky
at 06/24/2016 10:32am
The Dead Can’t Talk
at 06/20/2016 09:45am
Abolish All Zoos
at 06/01/2016 10:17am
My Brunch With John Boehner
at 04/29/2016 11:10am
Zoolander 2
Is a Bust
at 02/15/2016 10:50am
Mingling With Bowie in Berlin
at 01/14/2016 10:13am
A Very Rooster Quibbits Christmas
at 12/24/2015 02:11pm
My Meeting with Ben Carson
at 11/06/2015 02:35pm
Problem Actors
at 10/01/2015 08:34am
Hell Is Real
at 09/29/2015 10:10am
Sick Again
at 09/07/2015 10:22am
Marijuana Makes My Day
at 08/28/2015 10:41am
Miss Shirley’s Is Baltimore’s Most Overrated Restaurant
at 08/21/2015 10:45am
Another One for the Birds
at 08/12/2015 10:36am
The Lion Deserved to Die
at 07/29/2015 10:05am
Armchair Apocalypse
at 09/01/2014 10:04am
Elites and Chiefs
at 07/29/2014 10:06am
Isaac and Friends Discuss the Alphabet
at 07/24/2014 10:09am
Splice Original Archive
Sometimes Cathedrals Burn in April
at 04/17/2019 06:29am
Everything's Looking Up Rooster
at 09/14/2018 06:32am
In Memory of a Deer
at 03/23/2018 06:29am
Offer Up
at 02/16/2018 05:58am
Warning to Charlatans and Feline Frauds
at 11/17/2017 08:45am
I Say Hi in Telekinesis
at 09/02/2016 09:27am
When I Worked With Prince
at 11/03/2015 05:48am
27 Ways to Be a Modern Rooster
at 10/06/2015 10:14am
The Case Against Pets
at 07/25/2015 10:29am
Fat Blue Serpent Swells, Under the Sea
at 09/12/2014 07:13am
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