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September 2016
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September 30, 2016
Blue Collar Drama and '90s Comedy
My Problem With Finasteride
I’d Rather Not Be in Philadelphia
Allahpundit Hits the Override Button
September 29, 2016
Keening, Keening
How I Got Scared Into Voting For Hillary Clinton
My Dream About Deborah Harry
What If?
Jersey Wastelands
September 28, 2016
Prince’s Bay: Former Denture Capital of Staten Island
Rooster’s Roman Research
Howard Dean Must Be a Trump Fan
September 27, 2016
Stand and Deliver
There Was One President Up There, and It Wasn’t Trump
Lout vs. Harridan
September 26, 2016
Top 15 Signs For David Ortiz' Final Game at Yankee Stadium
Psychically Woke
I Say Sorry to the Polyamorists
Abbey Road
Is the Worst Beatles Album
September 24, 2016
My Theory Is the Same
Bill de Blasio and Progressives Want Terrorism Normalized
September 23, 2016
Beautiful Madness
Progress in YA Fiction
Glenn Reynolds Hates Free Speech
I’m a Writer, Honey
September 22, 2016
Against Sentience
Dem Response to Terrorism Shows Why Trump Can Win
This Election Isn't Fun
September 21, 2016
Brad Pitt Gets High a Lot
Plunder Bolts: John Randel’s Street Grid Markers
America Is Weary and Waiting to Die
September 20, 2016
Marc Jacobs And Lionel Shriver Upset the PC Police
The Old Lady Who Did a Dumb Thing
Corey Feldman, in Day Time
September 19, 2016
Can You Spot the Fake
All About Eve
Quotes?
Sorry, Media: Hillary Clinton Had a Seizure
Oliver Stone’s
Snowden
Is Another Useless Biopic
London’s Mayor Khan Lectures U.S. on Immigration
Trump Bears No Resemblance to Punk Rock
September 17, 2016
Nobody Would Buy Those Interiors
Patriotism for the Dead
September 16, 2016
Dear Submission Guidelines
Feelings on Sparkles
Oliver Stone Whiffs with
Snowden
The Bliss of Manipulation
September 15, 2016
K2 and the DEA
No Breathing at the Other End
Polyamory? It’s for Suckers
September 14, 2016
NYC’s Long-Lost Type District
Roosters Come in Red
Hillary’s Dark Secret, Trump’s Bright Idea
September 13, 2016
Spiritual Journey
World’s Most Famous Tabloid Talks in Its Sleep
Three Truths Absolutely No One Holds to be Self-Evident
September 12, 2016
Carlson’s Tape of Ailes? I’m Still Doubtful
Baseball Makes No Sense
Gael Monfils Rope-A-Dopes Djokovic at U.S. Open
Coming Out as Trans Class
Clint Eastwood Belongs in a Home
Tim Kaine Plays It Cool
September 10, 2016
I’m Not From Everywhere
49ers Set to Disappoint Fans For Third Straight Year
September 09, 2016
Orioles’ Season Shaped by Strange Numbers
Sully
Has a Great Landing Sequence
Daily Show
's Throwaway Trans Joke Falls Flat
How Did the Movie Theater Survive?
September 08, 2016
Don't Be Blinded By Your Pride
When I Watch You Sleep
Ask an Anonymous Billionaire
Flan in the Face, Flan in the Face
Nirvana and Sinead O'Connor: Battle for the Future
September 07, 2016
British Traitor Anjem Choudary Given Wrist Slap For Terrorism
Christopher Crossing: The Village’s Main Street
Can You Spot the Fake
Godfather
Quotes?
The Market for Cultural Outrage
September 06, 2016
How the Dwarfs Got Their Names
Our Boxes, Ourselves
A Day at the Lynde 500
Building the Tomato Cage
Ethnic Types and Human Nature in
Barney Miller
Moral Arbiter Paul Krugman’s Getting Nervous
September 05, 2016
I Am Anthony Weiner’s Throat Tendons
Ortiz' Last Dance in Oakland
Nicholas Kristof
Is Naive About Religion
Rooster Spirals Into Psychotic Delusions and Denial
September 03, 2016
Because Life Is Like That
U.K. Citizens Passively Let Government “Take Care” of Them
September 02, 2016
Above Average Oscar Bait Drama
Say it Ain’t So, Mpho
Larry Hogan, Defender of Summer
Democrats Haven't Tricked Black Voters
Hollywood: Stop Casting Cis Men in Trans Roles
September 01, 2016
Local Newspaper Fails Again
Dead, Dead Stars
Warren Buffett for House Speaker?
Dave Chappelle Says Black Lives Matter “Worst Slogan Ever”
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