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at 01/02/2020 06:27am
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at 12/02/2019 06:27am
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at 11/28/2019 06:28am
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at 11/14/2019 06:27am
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at 12/28/2016 09:08am
In Hawaii, Christmas Is for the Dogs
at 12/26/2016 10:32am
A Day at the Lynde 500
at 09/06/2016 10:43am
Larry Hogan, Defender of Summer
at 09/02/2016 09:57am
Local Newspaper Fails Again
at 09/01/2016 10:14am
Fuzzy Handcuffs and Curly Fries
at 08/30/2016 10:37am
It Was Paradise
at 08/29/2016 10:24am
We Want a Shrubbery!
at 08/24/2016 10:13am
Summer Afternoons With Dorkie
at 08/23/2016 12:06pm
My November Fantasy
at 07/13/2016 10:27am
Birth Unto Death
at 06/24/2016 09:49am
How I Became an Author
at 05/05/2016 10:37am
A Perfectly Imperfect Wedding
at 04/06/2016 10:01am
The Near Impossibility of Wedding Planning
at 04/01/2016 09:07am
Given Out of Her Poverty
at 03/31/2016 09:34am
Make Love, Not War
at 03/30/2016 09:51am
What Dads Will Do For Their Kids
at 03/28/2016 10:18am
Reflections on Good Friday
at 03/25/2016 09:59am
Help! I Need a Wedding Playlist
at 03/24/2016 10:19am
A Life Surrounded By Books
at 03/23/2016 09:28am
Here's to the Best Roommates
at 03/22/2016 10:27am
She'll Try to Civilize Me
at 03/21/2016 09:39am
Republicans Can’t Get Along
at 03/04/2016 09:38am
Please Speaker Ryan, Don't Run for President
at 02/29/2016 11:20am
The Upside of Rand Paul’s Withdrawal
at 02/03/2016 02:19pm
Let’s Hope Trump Boycotts Next Debate
at 01/29/2016 11:36am
Did Christie Really Just Lie About 9/11?
at 08/10/2015 10:00am
Hell Is an Airport at Two in the Morning
at 02/02/2015 09:48am
Two-and-a-Half Twelfth Men
at 12/19/2014 10:17am
The Case for Witch-Hunts
at 10/31/2014 10:09am
The Future of Baseball
at 08/22/2014 09:30am
The Old Man and the Knee
at 05/09/2014 10:05am
The Carter-JFK Debates of 2014
at 02/24/2014 09:54am
My Pot Punditry Problem
at 12/10/2013 09:52am
I'll Take the Stones Over the Beatles Any Day
at 11/22/2013 11:16am
I'd Like Size With That
at 11/15/2013 10:26am
The Agonies of Writing
at 10/29/2013 06:48am
The End of Birthdays
at 09/24/2013 10:18am
That Scalpel Cuts Deep
at 01/14/2013 02:09am
The Rebirth of the Comics World
at 11/19/2012 05:31am
Pot: Why Not?
at 11/06/2012 11:35am
The Farcical New York Review of Books
at 11/04/2012 07:23pm
House Candidate John Koster: Another Republican Flummoxed by Rape
at 11/03/2012 04:59pm
Can
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at 05/04/2012 06:40am
Insufferably British
at 02/21/2012 05:28am
Rasl Dazzles
at 02/16/2012 08:33am
If You're Tired of CPAC, You're Tired of Life
at 02/09/2012 05:30am
The Real Trouble With E-Books
at 02/03/2012 06:22am
All Those Pretty, Funny Things
at 01/25/2012 05:35am
Counting the Unborn
at 01/23/2012 05:11am
How the Kindle Fell Apart Completely
at 01/06/2012 06:04am
John Perich's TV-Ready Thriller Debut
at 12/30/2011 05:49am
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at 04/09/2020 05:55am
Up in Phil Klein’s Grill
at 12/13/2019 05:55am
Death of a Laptop
at 06/24/2014 07:04am
Finally, We'll Get to Fire Bad Teachers
at 06/17/2014 06:47am
Kids Talk
at 05/21/2014 07:22am
Raiding Radley Balko
at 10/09/2013 08:43am
Did Obama Throw the Debate?
at 10/05/2012 03:41am
Gentle Giant
at 05/16/2012 06:47am
Epic Planetary Conquest
at 03/23/2012 08:49am
Fruit Flavors of Terror
at 03/15/2012 06:23am
Rage Against The Machine
at 01/11/2012 03:09am
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at 12/22/2011 03:56am
One Nation Under God
at 12/02/2011 05:01am
Up in Smoke
at 12/02/2009 05:32am
Buckley's Revenge in NY-23
at 11/02/2009 05:11am
Shorter of Breath and One Day Closer to Death
at 10/01/2009 05:42am
How 9/11 Sucked the Fun Out Of America
at 09/01/2009 07:07am
Let's Not Be Frank
at 08/07/2009 04:53am
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at 09/10/2008 05:25am
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at 09/02/2008 05:28am
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