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Bloodier Than Blood
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Color Has Always Been Around
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And Off Came Those Awful Toe Rings
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Thoughts Upon Entering My Late 30s
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Hell Thrice Freezing Over
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Walking If You’re Black
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Let’s See Where It Goes
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On/Off the Good Foot
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The Nine Sidewalk Commandments
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That’s Diana Ross
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Jennifer Lawrence Just Changed The Game
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You May As Well Quit Resisting Boyhood
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We Flew Kites
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Off to the Races
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The Elephants in the Auditorium
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An Anti-Terrorism PSA If Ever There Was One
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Puts Dance in the Bones
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Ask a Love Rug Spokesmodel
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Diet Soda Is Bullshit
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Now You're Creeping Me Out
at 04/01/2014 09:48am
Speedy Ortiz Tightens Up
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It Was Wild
at 03/25/2014 09:50am
What're We Buying Here
at 03/04/2014 09:13am
Alden Penner's New Solo Album Is Okay
at 02/19/2014 11:24am
It Was Crazy
at 02/04/2014 09:22am
On Turning 37
at 01/27/2014 10:31am
The Glories of "Susanne"
at 01/16/2014 09:14am
The Rainbow Loom and the Lost Art of Making Stuff
at 01/02/2014 11:48am
But I Love the Textures
at 11/04/2013 09:37am
Benoit and Sergio's Delirious Schizophrenia
at 10/31/2013 10:18am
My "Words With Friends" Skills Are a Joke
at 10/28/2013 09:51am
The Return of Three Conquering Heroes
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Painting the Walls or Something
at 09/16/2013 09:08am
A Full Hour For Lunch Is a Privilege, Not a Right
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I Was Scared When We Shot That Alternate Future
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Three Twilit Terrors
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Aquarelle's Horizon Dissolving Mirror-Power
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The Would-Be Cult of Red Cup Living
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Airports Freak Me Out
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Anything Could Happen
at 02/18/2013 09:17am
The Dennis Haysbert Litmus Test
at 01/25/2013 04:37am
Seven Ways Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 Advertisement Might Have Been Improved
at 12/07/2012 05:35am
The Horrors of Car Dealerships
at 11/26/2012 05:53am
The Kitchen Staff Isn't Conspiring To Trash Your Appetite
at 11/23/2012 06:01am
What, Me, Worry?
at 10/30/2012 09:20am
Occupied Zeitgeist
at 10/20/2011 10:22am
Towards An Ethics of Prayer
at 06/20/2011 10:23am
Noise on Pulp
at 02/14/2011 08:29am
The Expendables, 2011 Edition: Part 3
at 01/19/2011 09:09am
Open-Ended, Without Proof
at 01/13/2011 09:39am
Punks vs. Skins
at 01/05/2011 09:11am
All Of The Lights
at 12/15/2010 10:18am
SNL Ups Its Creepiness Quotient
at 10/06/2010 08:28am
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How to Disappear Completely Without Really Trying
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Nothing Ever Happened
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Imperfect Strangers
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Cloak and Dagger
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