Anthony Davis is 21 years old.
Anthony Davis is not the Commissioner of the Intergalactic Superheroes League.
Anthony Davis is from Chicago, Illinois.
Anthony Davis is not capable of turning water into red or white wine.
Anthony Davis is an NBA basketball player.
Anthony Davis is not a leprechaun who owns a pot of gold.
Anthony Davis is a blocker of shots that most other players can't even imagine jumping for.
Anthony Davis is not going to help you walk your dogs.
Anthony Davis is capable of touching the very top of the backboard.
Anthony Davis is not a round trip plane ticket to Costa Rica.
Anthony Davis is a very unique athlete.
Anthony Davis is not a steaming cup of Peet’s Italian Roast coffee.
Anthony Davis is one of the NBA’s best defensive players and he’s just getting familiar with the league.
Anthony Davis is not a set of four new tires for your old car.
Anthony Davis is one of the reasons many of the citizens of New Orleans are smiling.
Anthony Davis is not going to undo Hurricane Katrina.
Anthony Davis is now 6’10” inches tall. He was just 6’3” upon entering his junior year of high school.
Anthony Davis is not going to reverse the effects of climate change.
Anthony Davis is the tallest member of his family. The next tallest family member is his 6’4” uncle.
Anthony Davis is not only a human, but he’s also a Pelican.
Anthony Davis is on the cover of this week’s issue of Sports Illustrated.
Anthony Davis is not going to let the SI jinx affect him or his team.
Anthony Davis is gaining muscle mass as we speak.
Anthony Davis is not going to let the NBA’s tough guys push him around anymore.
Anthony Davis is going to be the most famous citizen of Louisiana one day.
Anthony Davis is not the best omelet you’ve ever eaten.
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