Dunkin' Disgrace

America may run on Dunkin,' but maybe it should be running away from Rachael.

Last week, the nation's threat level was elevated to orange and pink when celebrity-chef Rachael Ray, better known for making a mean couscous than fighting jihads, executed phase one of her plot to wage psychological warfare on the American people.

Dunkin' Donuts dumped an online ad for iced coffee when right wing bloggers lead by Michelle Malkin accused Ray of wearing a traditional Arab headdress called a keffiyeh to symbolically show support for Islamic extremism and terrorism.

In the ad, Ray is ominously seen wearing a black and white paisley scarf and holding an iced coffee in front of a tree with pink flowers, while a building that may be a target for terrorists looms in the background.

While many only saw an innocent fringed scarf that looks like a traditional Muslim garment, Malkin knew there was something more sinister at hand.