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Dec 08, 2009, 06:37AM

Jonah Goldberg and "the tyranny of cliches"

How to land a million dollar book deal.

When I heard that Jonah Goldberg inked a $1 million book deal, I naturally wanted to read the column that apparently inspired it. Having done so, I see that Mr. Goldberg is primed to write a jeremiad against “the tyranny of cliches” such as “better ten guilty men go free than one innocent man be punished,” “unless you’ve walked in a man’s shoes… you have no right to judge,” and “when one person loses his freedom we’re all a little less free.”

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  • Nauseating news. I often read Jonah Goldberg's column because I find his invariably tortuous leaps of logic entertaining as a horrible aesthetic spectacle. His cliches book sounds especially fatuous. It's sad that the publisher thinks that the American public will make this book a bestseller.

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  • The man titled a book "Liberal Fascism." His life, his very being, is a cliche.

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  • I won't buy the book, but "torturous leaps of logic" are the norm for any number of authors, or their ghost-writers, who get huge advances. Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Michael Moore, whoever. That's why my decreasing trips to Barnes & Noble are so fucking depressing.

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  • Goldberg's actually a very decent fellow, and while the book title might be off-putting, and dated, if his life is a "cliche," (which you don't know one way or the other), better to be $1 million cliche than a broke one.

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  • I was borrowing a pinch of the insanely stupid hyperbole employed by Mr. Goldberg throughout that ridiculous excuse for a book, title included. Better to be a vacuous, intellectually irrelevant millionaire than not, I suppose.

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  • Goldberg came to my college a few years back, around the '04 election. He was billed as the conservative counterpoint to Michael Moore, who was also supposed to stop by. Goldberg made us all laugh with some pot jokes, and had some legitimate criticisms of John Kerry and defenses of Bush to offer. But he doubtless saw that Moore would be performing in the basketball stadium, whereas his own talk took place in a half-empty performance hall. You don't make it to a million-dollar book deal with your intellectual integrity intact. I wonder if he'll mention "smug conservative columnist who owes his career to nepotism" as a cliche to be avoided.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsGvWwUctk&feature=related

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  • Probably he won't mention nepotism in his book. No one does, whether it's Christopher Buckley, Frank Rich's sons, Arthur Sulzberger Jr., Ben and Susan Cheever, Mitt Romney or Matt Taibbi. Fortunately, at least for the public, if not the family, Pat Buchanan and his wife don't have children.

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