Feb 02, 2009, 04:32AM

Hand, meet forehead

Ladies and gentlemen, Terrell Owens is starting his own reality show.

Oh, dear:

VH1 announced Monday that T.O. will star in his own reality show beginning this summer. In the show, which is based on T.O.'s version of reality rather than the one to which the rest of the world ascribes, he is shadowed by best friends and publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams. "After a string of relationships and off-the-field endeavors, Terrell is ready to re-examine his personal life and finally put a plan into action," the release says.

It does not say whether he will allow Jason Garrett to formulate that plan, or whether Jason Witten will steal T.O.'s air time.

The show will be produced by Den Of Thieves, which could apply to Owens' team of agents but is actually a production company that has developed shows for MTV, the kind of shows that prove just how vapid celebrities are.


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