VH1 announced Monday that
T.O. will star in his own reality show beginning this summer. In the
show, which is based on T.O.'s version of reality rather than the one
to which the rest of the world ascribes, he is shadowed by best friends
and publicists Monique Jackson and Kita Williams. "After a string of
relationships and off-the-field endeavors, Terrell is ready to
re-examine his personal life and finally put a plan into action," the
release says. It does not say whether he will allow Jason Garrett to formulate that plan, or whether Jason Witten will steal T.O.'s air time. The
show will be produced by Den Of Thieves, which could apply to Owens'
team of agents but is actually a production company that has developed
shows for MTV, the kind of shows that prove just how vapid celebrities
are.
Hand, meet forehead
Ladies and gentlemen, Terrell Owens is starting his own reality show.