The good folks at American Apparel are working super hard at educating the public on proper fashion, and now they've gone multimedia! Here's a video that supposedly teaches us how to make a boring plain t-shirt have "its own personal color." There's a prize for anyone who can explain what the hell he's talking about.
What!? I couldn't understand a word he said. Is American Apparel the new Pitchfork of clothing or something!?
"It is the perfect yummy tee you can never find." That about sums up the vacuity of this spot. No, I didn't understand what Geno was talking about, but chances are slim he'll ever gain the notoriety of the Dell Dude or that nebbish from Subway.
Or the Miller High life guy, can't forget him, he's getting big I tell you, big.
I like american apparel tees, but the way they advertise their models is a little unappealing, for the people and the clothes themselves. I always see nipples...
