Nov 27, 2008, 09:13AM

The 5 Most Insane Versions of Thanksgiving Around the World

"[U]nderneath all the stories, Thanksgiving is just America's own weird brand of harvest holiday."

Including the amazingly un-fun Green Corn Festival:

These American Indians celebrate autumn a little bit differently than we do. While we feast like epic fatties and let our children pick pumpkins and run around the corn maze (or, Maize Maze), the village's men-folk traditionally start a fast on the first night of the festival and then maybe some do ceremonial blood-letting on the next day, so they'll be nice and miserable. For the party. This is carried out by raking thorn covered sticks down their backs or, if they were feeling particularly festive, snake fangs embedded in a wooden holder.

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