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Aug 31, 2026, 06:28AM

The Most Snake-Bitten Team In The NFL—The San Francisco 49ers

No Super Bowl wins since 1995, and none in sight.

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The San Francisco 49ers are blessed with an abundance of talent and cursed with a lack of good fortune, both on and off the field. The team's former star wide receiver, Brandon Aiyuk, is under contract and healthy, but he'll never suit up in the red and gold again. Since 2017, the year Kyle Shanahan became head coach, the Niners are the most injury-prone team in the NFL. Shanahan himself sustained serious injuries in a car accident in Palo Alto on July 14 that kept him out of day-to-day coaching activities for at least two weeks during the critical preseason training camp period. The circumstances surrounding that crash remain sketchy.

The team needs a strong leader to guide it through the difficult times, but three weeks before the season opener against the Los Angeles Rams, team owner Jed York, whose parents gave him the job, got busted in a prostitution sting for an assignation that was supposed to have taken place in a trailer park in New Palestine, Ohio. The billionaire’s hangdog mugshot, taken while he was clad in orange prison garb, has become a meme that sums up his team’s—and his—woeful situation. York’s now attempting to get the arrest expunged from his record. But all of his money can't get that photo expunged from the internet.

On the final day of training camp, an astounding 23 of 90 players still on the roster weren't practicing. 49er fans are no longer shocked by numbers like this that’re too consistent to be mere coincidence. An intriguing—yet shaky—theory that's circulated for months is that an electrical substation located near the 49ers practice facility and stadium in Santa Clara, California is emitting low-frequency electromagnetic fields that might be contributing to the team’s repeated soft-tissue injuries—hamstrings, Achilles injuries, etc. Team GM John Lynch has called such talk a “nothingburger,” and in fact there's no credible sports-medicine evidence to back up the claim.

A more likely suspect is Kyle Shanahan’s coaching practices. He’s been accused of overworking often-injured star running back, Christian McCaffrey, and there are stats to back that up. Baseball managers learned years ago to put pitch counts on their star pitchers, but Shanahan shows no such restraint. He also has a reputation for asking his players to play through injuries, which leads to re-injuries. Some point to the physical practices Shanahan runs, particularly during training camp. Despite the roughly $9 million spent in a new hydrotherapy/recovery area and an expanded health-and-performance staff, the team has little to show for it. The NFL Players Association's 2025–26 team report card, based on surveys of the players themselves, gave the 49ers the worst grade in the league regarding training and medical practices.

The situation involving Brandon Aiyuk is one of the more bizarre player-team conflicts in NFL history. After sustaining a serious leg injury last season, he missed contractually-obligated rehab sessions and team meetings, to which the 49ers responded by voiding roughly $30 million of his “guaranteed” money. Aiyuk didn't even bother turning to the powerful NFL Players Association union to try to get his money back. Assuming that the Washington Commanders were going to sign him, he bought a house in the D.C. area. No such signing appears to be on the horizon, which is hardly surprising given his recent juvenile behavior.

A player surrendering big money without a fight is a first for the league, as was the series of bizarre social media videos—some of which showed him handling tens of thousands of dollars of cash—Aiyuk released in a self-destructive attempt to mock team management. In the weirdest of those videos, Aiyuk said he checked his front-door security camera and saw “a big old white boy… white man, former NFL safety” arrive uninvited. He called it “creepy and unsafe,” suggesting that his wife was in danger. The big old white boy was 49ers GM and NFL Hall of Famer John Lynch, who was certainly there in a conciliatory capacity.

Another video depicts Aiyuk driving by the 49ers stadium with his speedometer at 104 mph. Santa Clara county law enforcement subsequently announced there was a warrant out on Aiyuk for misdemeanor exhibition of speed. Aiyuk’s of sound body after his recovery, but not of sound mind, if he ever was.

Kyle Shanahan, the coach Aiyuk despises, also had his car-related problems, although some of the biggest names in sports reporting did their best to cover up his Palo Alto accident that happened after he dropped his phone into the back seat and, instead of pulling over like a reasonable driver, reached back to get it while still driving. The coach sustained a severe concussion, three broken ribs, a broken nose, broken left hand, and a large facial laceration requiring more than 40 stitches. Somehow, Shanahan got off with just a warning, which appears to be a matter of the cops giving him the “home team” treatment even though his poor driving could conceivably have caused the same injuries to the female driver he collided with.

Team owner Jed York didn't get the kid-gloves treatment because his incident took place in Ohio, where the cops don't know him. And while the kind of sting operation he got caught up in is entrapment, and should be illegal, a 46-year-old owner of a multi-billion dollar sports franchise can't take such risks. His arrest took place at 9:30 a.m., after he'd agreed to pay $140 for a one-hour sex session in a mobile home.

Why the owner of the San Francisco 49ers moved from Santa Clara to Youngstown, Ohio is anyone's guess. My guess is his bosses—i.e. his parents—have been easing him out of his job. And after this public humiliation, I doubt that he's coming back at all. York has yet to address his team or the media, and he didn't attend the recent NFL owners meeting. In light of his post-divorce “needs,” York may be wishing he'd stayed in Northern California, an easy drive to Nevada’s many legal and discreet “ranches.”

The 49ers play in the NFC West, by far the NFL's toughest division. Odds are, they won't make it to the Super Bowl this season. And they're an old team that’ll have to rebuild soon. In nine seasons, Kyle Shanahan can't get his team a Super Bowl win, but the Niners will never fire him even though their last championship was 30 years ago. The glory days are long gone, and it's not clear that team ownership even cares.

Discussion
  • The off the field drama involving the team owner, head coach and star receiver has not translated to the teams on the field performance. At 5-0 the prognosis that the 49ers "glory days are long gone" seems wildly premature. This article has not aged well.

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  • Huh? To say that this has not aged well is wildly premature. It's a factual statement that the 49ers' glory days are well behind them. Their last Super Bowl win was 31 years ago.A 5-0 start does not mean that they will win the Super bowl this season, although I sure hope they do. If this happens I will gladly accept being told that this didn't age well. I rest my case.

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  • A 5-0 start obviously doesn’t mean that the 49ers will win the Super Bowl but it is impressive and so is their recent history. The 49ers have made the playoffs 5 of the last 7 years including 9 playoff wins, 4 NFC championship games and 2 Super Bowls. It should be acknowledged that the current era of 49ers teams under Kyle Shanahan would have to be considered a golden age in 49ers football second only to the Joe Montana/Steve Young teams of the 80s and 90′s. Future fans will look back at this period of 49ers football as the glory days especially if they win a Super Bowl and winning the Super Bowl this year seems reasonably possible.

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  • You have a different definition of a golden age for my team then I do. I'm guessing you're not a 49ers fan. My definition requires super bowl victories. They have not been the glory days for many years now.

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  • Living in San Diego I was a lifelong Chargers fan until the team owner Dean Spanos stabbed the city in the back and moved the team to LA while giving SD the finger on his way out. The 49ers were always my second favorite team but have become my favorite team after the Chargers exodus. Regarding the definition of a teams golden age I think there are many Buffalo Bills fans who look back at the 1990s with their 4 Super Bowl appearances and consider that era a golden age in Bills football even though they lost all 4 games. I am also certain that all of those fans regret their golden age in Buffalo Bills football didn't include a Super Bowl victory..

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  • So now I'm supposed to debate you on the proper definition of golden age vis-à-vis the Buffalo Bills' history?

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  • The term golden age is subjective particularly as it pertains to a successful era in a sports teams history. My subjective opinion is that several years of making it to the playoffs, winning many playoff games and making it to multiple Super Bowls qualifies as a golden age. Your subjective opinion is that a golden age requires a Super Bowl victory. There is no debate here really, just a difference of opinions and an exchange of ideas.

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