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Apr 22, 2008, 08:22AM

Sex Can Be Really, Really Awkward

A how-to guide for minimizing the uncomfortableness of our most intimate moments from UC Berkley. Tip 1: Showering helps you smell better!

"Farting: Awkward! But then, when is it not? Farting during sex isn't a problem everyone faces, but it's not exactly uncommon either. Think about it-you're uninhibited, you're vulnerable, you're moving your body in new and exciting ways. If you're having anal sex, you're actually pushing air up into your nether regions, and it's probably not going to stay put.

Even though it's natural, even though everyone does it, passing gas will never cease to be a blush-worthy occurrence. On the plus side, it will also never stop being funny. Rather than worrying, do your best to laugh it off. You also might want to crack a window while you're at it. You know, just in case.

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  • Parents giving their kids "The Talk"? Very quaint, and, in the 21st century, a complete anachronism. I hope "hooking up" meets the same fate.

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