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Aug 04, 2009, 12:16PM

Only in Hampden

Overheard by Benn Ray.

SETTING: Rite Aid on Falls Rd. in Hampden.
PLAYERS: 2 junkies hanging out by the front doors, chatting. One is a skinny guy with a face tattoo, one is an older guy. I was walking by, so I have no idea the context. But really, could any context adequately explain this one?FACE TATTOO: ... I had done it 6 or 7 times. But then I tried to suck a dog's dick cuz I lost my mind.

  • Here in the Hampdens we like to call the face tattoo guy Bucky Manson. He's like Charlie's younger, less murderous brother.

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  • Yea, I know who you're talking about. He just needs a few bucks because he's "currently" homeless. But if you have some furniture you need movin' he's a good guy for that. Haven't taken him up on the offer though. Don't really want him to know where I live. Now I wouldn't let him walk my dogs either.

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