Apr 02, 2009, 06:43AM

The argument for beer in the morning

And in related news, Splice Today accidentally discovers its first editorial.


1. Let’s be honest here. The protein powders and “chocolate brownie” breakfast shakes taste like chalk and do nothing but activate the gag reflex and disgust the taste buds. So why not skip on the two tablespoons of French Vanilla powder and drink a beer instead. It fills you up and tastes better than the any Atkins Advantage Milk Chocolate Delight Shake on the market.

2. The man fridge is supposed to stock a nice variety of beverages, food and maybe some ice. The 24-pack of Miller Lite is sick of taking up space and needs to be taken care of pronto.

3. Sometimes the thought of work can make a person feel depressed (unless you’re a part of the .113334234% that actually enjoys going to work), so a healthy dose of beer can give you something to look forward to before the work day begins.

4. Studies have shown that drinking beer in the morning improves memory, increases energy and contributes to weight loss. Ok, not really, but it does reduce the chances of strokes and heart and vascular disease. So drink up!

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