Okay, I was kind of skeptical when American Apparel started selling sharpies and notepads and fabric dye and soap and toothpaste but those products now pale in comparison in wtfness with the addition of: the ugliest jewellery I've ever seen in my life oh my god kill it with fire.
Are they mocking us? Has American Apparel become the new Baby Phat? Will my $40 gold-plated chain match my lamé leggings?
magic wand "massager"