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Feb 26, 2026, 06:26AM

America's Most Dishonest States

A love letter to liars.

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Americans tell up to 6 lies per day, totaling over 2000 per year. That's less a character flaw and practically a part-time job. And just like any profession worth pursuing, some regions of this great nation have simply decided to go pro.

Nevada sits atop the deception list, and honestly, who's surprised? Las Vegas was built on the promise that your sins evaporate the moment you cross the state line. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is less a marketing slogan than a philosophical framework. A moral loophole stitched directly into the city's founding. Nearly one in five Nevadans admit to lying regularly, almost 60,000 fraud reports piled up in just one year, and Las Vegas ranked third nationally for people actively seeking winter affairs on Ashley Madison. The desert swallows water. It also swallows consciences whole.

Then there's Florida, a state that decided honesty was for people with worse tans. Over $92.5 million vanished into romance scams in a single year. Miami leads the nation in people hunting for affairs. Floridians report the most identity theft per capita in America. Florida isn't merely dishonest—it has institutionalized dishonesty, wrapped it in sunshine, and sold it back to you with a smile and a timeshare presentation you didn't ask for. Something about that relentless heat, those transient populations churning through retirement communities and nightclubs simultaneously, creates a pressure-cooker environment where the truth becomes negotiable.

Rhode Island deserves its own dark paragraph. Forty percent of Rhode Islanders admit they lie frequently. Forty percent ,nearly double the national average. This is a state the size of a generous backyard, where everyone theoretically knows everyone, where you'd think social accountability alone would keep people honest. Instead, apparently, it creates the perfect breeding ground for casual, neighborly, absolutely shameless fibbing. Small communities don't always produce wholesome values. Sometimes they produce people who've simply had more practice lying to familiar faces.

And then there’s Long Island. Not a state, technically, but culturally its own sovereign nation of white lies, strategic exaggerations, and elaborately constructed social fictions. The suburban Northeast has perfected a specific brand of dishonesty that doesn't feel like dishonesty at all. It’s like conversation. The house didn't cost that much. The kids are doing great. The marriage is fine. Everything’s fine. This particular flavor of deception is architectural—built brick by brick over decades of keeping up appearances at the deli counter and the school pickup line.

Arizona quietly emerges as the romance scam capital per capita—meaning relative to its population, more Arizonans are catfished out of their savings than anywhere else. Something about the vast, isolated desert communities, the retirees, the loneliness baked into strip-mall suburbia, makes people desperately, dangerously susceptible to a stranger online promising love. Fraudsters aren't random. Like apex predators, they hunt where the vulnerable gather, dream and forget to look up.


Meanwhile, North Dakota sits at the opposite end entirely. Zero survey respondents admitted to lying frequently. Either North Dakotans are the most virtuous humans on the continent, or they're so committed to honesty that they've become boring about it. Possibly both.


The uncomfortable truth threading through this isn't that Nevada is uniquely sinful or Florida irredeemably corrupt. It's that dishonesty clusters where anonymity thrives, populations churn, loneliness festers, where the social contracts holding communities together stopped existing circa the third divorce. Las Vegas offers anonymity by design. Florida offers reinvention by reputation. Rhode Island, paradoxically, offers the intimacy that makes small lies feel safe.

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