Josh Karpf is a renaissance man. And as such he dares to go where the feeble minded dare not: "In Search of the Perfect Pork Martini."
Porkini?
"Ummm," not "Yummm"
I just don't know if this is in any way serious, but I'm going home and adding some bacon to my 40 oz. of Mickey's.
Sgt. Gooch