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Mar 03, 2009, 11:11AM

Sexual evolution

A discursive essay with a touch of the prescient: One day, probably soon, most people will be having sex with robots.

Here we go:

See, evolutionarily speaking, man's number one directive is to put his penis inside a desirable vagina.  But unfortunately, the people that own vaginas (women) have a directive that says: "Only allow penises that belong to men that can keep you safe and provide for you, inside your vagina."  This creates a problem, because most penises do not have those types of men attached to them.  So, a while ago, some of those men decided, "I have to find another way to trick the penis into thinking that I've found a desirable vagina to stick it in to."  And thus, porno was born.  And as porno grew, so did technology.  There are latex molds of asses and vaginas now.  There are videos shot from a male POV.  You name it, porn is trying it. And as technology grows and becomes readily available, porn will use that technology to create more life-like products.  Which means only one thing:  Robots that will f*&k you.  Let me explain.

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