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Stephen Strasburg fanned 14 last night in a performance best described as "freaking phenomenal." It was only the lowly Pirates, but he made them look silly; guys were diving out of the box on curveballs that broke for strikes and barely waving at 101 mph fastballs that looked like darts Strasburg was casually flicking past them. You can watch every punch out here.