Even as you sit at your computer, someone, somewhere is having sex in a Taco Bell bathroom

Complete with horrible news puns: "But the lunch experience for one family south of the border... goes beyond borderline disturbing." [Forehead slap]. Sure, okay, the kids saw a couple guys getting a blowjob. Shouldn't you be a little more worried about your kids eating Taco Bell? Especially since you don't exactly seem to be in the best shape in the world...