Avast, me hearties!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye.
Have ye heard the scum thar bilge rat John McCain's been slingin' at me matey Barack? Bad news, 'tis. But a band o' pirates ken surely blow the man down. Come 'n' raise a cup o' grog this Sunday at "MoveOn for Obama" parties and we'll call every MoveOn lubber in t' swing states an' tell 'em how t' help Obama this fortnight. Aye?
Prepare t' board the Straight Talk Express an' take no prisoners! Shiver me timbers an' set yer sights here, smartly now:
What: Phone calling party to help Obama
Host: Judith P—fellow MoveOn member
Where: Nebraska Ave & Livingston St,,NW--upper NW (in Washington)
When: Sunday, Sep. 21, 2008, at 5:00 PM
Tell 'em Ahoy! an' yer comin' t' help:
T'anks fer all ye do. Arrr!
–-Salty Cap'n Adam an' me merry band