- Because Alaskans are clearly too stupid to learn about issues
themselves, she approved $400,000 to educate us about wolf-killing
programs in 2007.
- She supports censorship of books, saying she
"could live with the censorship of library books." She claims it was a
"rhetorical exercise." Watch out, librarians! Stay on your toes,
because your town's mayor may be next to exercise you!
- Her
international relations experience is extensive, because that big
threat of Russia's Diomede Island is definitely something to lose sleep
over. Also, don't forget those wild, unpredictable Canadians to the
east. They might do something crazy, like ban importing of maple syrup
and then what will we do?
Related: Palin the bounty hunter.