Aug 05, 2008, 08:12AM

Dancing Queens Beat Gywneth Paltrow's Boyfriend, Electoral Implications To Follow

John McCain likes ABBA, and now we understand why. In an astounding, historic, unprecedented comeback, ABBA's greatest hits have knocked Coldplay off the top of the charts in England. They're old and they don't really understand modern media, yet ABBA have beaten their younger, sexier competitors. Now if only we could turn Barack Obama into a Coldplay metaphor. Too bad he listens to Radiohead.

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