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Feb 05, 2026, 06:29AM

Stars, Stripes, and Stretch Pants

A nation that can’t stop eating.

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America’s waddling toward a strange milestone: nearly half its adults will soon be obese. Not thick. Not sturdy. Not “built for winter.” Obese. A word that once described medical outliers now describes the average line at Starbucks.

We live in the most food-abundant civilization in history, yet behave as if the apocalypse is scheduled for Tuesday. Every corner offers calories. Every screen encourages stillness. Our culture whispers comfort and screams convenience. Americans eat like farmers and move like furniture.

Obesity is less a lightning strike than a perpetual drizzle. Another soda. Another donut. Another drive-through. Another evening glued to a glowing rectangle. The body tallies everything, even when the mind claims diplomatic immunity.

There are exceptions. Thyroid disorders, mobility impairments, medications that sabotage metabolism. Those deserve care and patience. But they’re the margin notes, not the main text. The real story is simpler: most obesity is habit multiplied by time.

We’ve engineered daily life to make the worst choices frictionless, and the best ones feel like volunteer work. Surplus fuel arrives faster than emails. Movement requires intention. A burger appears in minutes. A walk requires negotiation. Stairs are optional. Sitting is mandatory. Then we invented vocabulary to make that sound virtuous.

“Body positivity” began as mercy for genuine illness and deformity. Somewhere along the way, it became a permission slip for bad decisions and bad behavior. What started as kindness morphed into camouflage. We call self-indulgence “self-love” and self-control “toxic.” We treat discipline like a hate crime. Oprah, long familiar with weight-loss arcs, probably nudged the culture first. Still, it’s unfair to dump every sin at her swollen feet. The baton has since been passed to artists like Lizzo, who reframed excess as empowerment and obesity as a civil rights cause.

I say this not to be mean but to be brutally honest. Obesity’s disgusting because it destroys the machinery it inhabits. It loads the heart like a pack mule. It sands down knees and hips. It turns breathing into a workout and living into a risk. Diabetes, stroke, and early death follow. And it’s selfish, especially if you have young kids. Children need time, energy, stability, and an adult who can run, lift, drive, work, and not disappear early. There’s also the lesson being taught. A parent who treats the body as disposable teaches the same habit without saying a word. What looks like a private choice becomes a public example inside the home.

The cost spreads. Hospitals clog, insurance balloons, productivity sinks. Public budgets absorb private appetites. A country that can’t restrain its appetite will struggle to steer anything else. We once admired physical competence. Strength and endurance meant something. Half a century ago, seeing an obese person was unusual. Now it’s strange not to see a full congregation rolling into supermarkets and fast-food joints, sweating, heaving, and salivating.

We live in the age of food delivery and fitness influencers. We watch strangers do pull-ups while licking cheese dust off our fingers. We buy gym clothes and never go to the gym. We track steps with devices designed to minimize them. Our ancestors crossed mountains with blisters and burning desire. We cross the room with a smartwatch to reach the fridge.

Nobody’s fooled. This isn’t medieval ignorance. We have nutrition labels, bathroom scales, mirrors, blood tests, warning labels, and apps that send alerts when we move too little. No one wakes up obese by surprise. They drift there.

The cure isn’t complicated. Walk more. Eat less junk. Lift some weights. Sweat occasionally. Experience hunger without panic. These aren’t revolutionary concepts. Every functioning culture taught them long before TikTok discovered kettlebells.

Obesity isn’t only medical. It’s also moral—not because overweight people are wicked, but because habits are chosen. A civilization that can’t say “no” to sugar will struggle to say “no” to anything else. That’s why the statistics matter. Nearly half the nation obese by 2035 is a medical forecast and a national portrait. It’s a personality profile. This can change, but only if responsibility is no longer outsourced.

To those who say obesity is just “another body type,” I say you’re wrong and willfully so. It’s a signal flare, a visible symptom of a culture that slouches down, lets it all hang out, and waves the white flag.

Discussion
  • Alert the media! America is getting fat. And this advice is so original: The cure isn’t complicated. Walk more. Eat less junk. Lift some weights. Sweat occasionally. Experience hunger without panic. These aren’t revolutionary concepts. Every functioning culture taught them long before TikTok discovered kettlebells.

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