- ConsumeMay 15, 2013, 09:14AM
The Relative Median of Vanilla Ice Cream
The Vanilla Ice-Cream Challenge, Part 1: Dreyer’s. Rating: 5 out of 10.
- ConsumeApr 30, 2013, 06:11AM
Trampolines Give Stupid Parents License to be Reckless
More bounce to the ounce.
- ConsumeApr 23, 2013, 06:40AM
Accu-Chek Nano Ad Is Wrong-Headed, Ridiculous
On a serious contender for the worst national commercial, ever.
- ConsumeApr 16, 2013, 10:44AM
Marathon Monday: Ruining Day Drinking's Greatest Holiday
Don't let the terrorists win. Take another shot.
- ConsumeApr 11, 2013, 03:28AM
The Joneses Are Broke
You'll have to try to keep up with someone else.
- ConsumeApr 04, 2013, 04:50AM
Lost in Pedicure Translation
Young girl in nail salon look for money.
- ConsumeApr 01, 2013, 06:02AM
Enough With The Texas Blue Bonnets Already
When Easter photo time rolls back around, try originality, for once.
- ConsumeMar 12, 2013, 05:24AM
NyQuil's Rabbit Hole
Procter & Gamble goes Matrix.
- ConsumeMar 11, 2013, 06:52AM
Whole Lot of Dumb: Manufacturing and Purchasing Band-Aids for Cars
Adding to the ever-lengthening litany of stupid things that can be done with an automobile.
- ConsumeMar 06, 2013, 09:44AM
Apple's New Retina Display Means Everyone Can Be a Brilliant Artist
Just don't look too close.
- ConsumeFeb 20, 2013, 05:06AM
Quell the Gel: Your Hair Won't Revolt
It's okay, seriously.
- ConsumeFeb 19, 2013, 05:11AM
The Chicken Man
And American reinvention.
- ConsumeMay 22, 2013, 07:27AM
Using Scientology to Get Sober
You can thank L. Ron Hubbard for being a tippler’s best friend.
- ConsumeMay 20, 2013, 06:46AM
It’s My Birthday, And Who Gives a Fuck?
I do, on account of the Birthday Overcelebration Disorder.
- ConsumeMay 15, 2013, 01:39PM
Bazooka Joe Deserved a Better Fate
The snappin’ gum bubble’s burst.
- ConsumeMar 14, 2013, 03:26AM
I’m a Dry Drunk
If I need an intervention, it’s for being an asshole, not an alcoholic.
- ConsumeFeb 18, 2013, 01:56AM
Playing With Guns
Should parents let kids play with Nerf guns?
- ConsumeFeb 15, 2013, 02:31AM
This is Your Father
With news of nopalitos.
- ConsumeJan 18, 2013, 02:55AM
The Nine Laws of Carryout
Disappointment is next.
- ConsumeJan 15, 2013, 02:09AM
Alec Baldwin vs. the Andromorphs
Listening to CBC Radio on a Sunday afternoon.
- ConsumeDec 31, 2012, 02:52AM
Granny Panties
And fitting room depression.
- ConsumeMay 21, 2013, 11:04AM
A&W Now Advertising In Men's Beards. Seriously.
"Half joke, half genius, the scheme pays men with facial hair $5 a day to walk around with a mini ad in their beards." More at Business Insider.
- ConsumeMay 16, 2013, 11:27AM
Oldest Pot Smoker In America
A Stoner's Life, from Brett Froomer.
- ConsumeMay 13, 2013, 10:21AM
Chef Hiro's "Slider Roll"
Nothing like hoagie sushi: four cheese, avocado, portobello mushroom and grilled skirt steak.
- ConsumeMay 08, 2013, 04:41AM
Old Spock vs. New: Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy Faceoff In Extended Audi Ad
The LA Times has more.
- ConsumeMay 01, 2013, 06:25AM
Dove Real Beauty Parody: #Balls
If you're not getting the joke...
Via AdRants
- ConsumeApr 30, 2013, 06:50AM
Spend, Spend, Spend!
Marc Fennell on how shopping malls are designed to make you buy anything and everything.
- ConsumeApr 26, 2013, 08:03AM
Hyundai Suicide Ad
From European advertising agency, Innocean Europe. Hyundai has backed away from the ad. USA Today has more.
- ConsumeApr 22, 2013, 09:56AM
Think Global: How Much Food Does $5 Buy?
From BuzzFeedVideos.
- ConsumeApr 17, 2013, 10:17AM
Turn Empty Water Bottles Into Alcohol Fueled Rockets
Because, you know, science. From NHiL ("Crazy Inventions and HowTo Videos"). Via Metafilter.
