Well, I didn't see that coming

David Letterman's affairs and blackmail.

“I have a little story that I would like to tell you, and the home viewers as well. Do you feel like a story?” So beganDavid Letterman tonight, after the first commercial break, sitting at his desk before the monologue. It felt like a normal show — there were one-liners and punchlines — but what happened next was anything but a bit.