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  <body>&lt;p&gt;Probably the most
awesome product available to any single man in history. What more could
you ask for!? It doesn't talk back or spend all your money, and they
dance for you all day!... Perfect!&lt;/p&gt;</body>
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  <caption>&lt;p&gt;Apologies on the picture quality, but it's all we could find.&lt;/p&gt;</caption>
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  <created-at type="datetime">2008-08-05T14:49:57-04:00</created-at>
  <deck>&lt;p&gt;Boobs are a great idea. The Big Mouth Billy Bass is a great idea. Combining them together for today's male American dorm inhabitant? A greatest idea. Yes, for only $39.99, you mount (ahem) your very own set of &quot;Jingle Jugs Dancing Boobs.&quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</deck>
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  <title>Great Moments In American Capitalism</title>
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