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August 31, 2016
Please Stop Tagging Me, Facebook Friends
NYC’s Best Address
A Quiet, Unyielding Anger
White Hate
London Mayor Welcomes Burkinis
Inside NYC's Social Club For the Formerly Devout
August 30, 2016
Metal for the Weak
Fuzzy Handcuffs and Curly Fries
Hannity and Coulter: Dim Bulb, Bright Spark, Dead Party
Middle-Aged Lesbian Sex Scene
The Savage Ennui
Vince Staples'
Prima Donna
Is More Artful Than Kanye West's "Famous"
Vintage Celebrity Driver's Licenses
August 29, 2016
It Was Paradise
White Lady, Black Son-in-Law, Big Ruckus
Colin Kaepernick Just Broke the NFL Player/Fan Truce
On the Muddy Banks
A Novel View on Trump’s Candidacy
Nobody Wants to Be a Cop Anymore
Stop Buying Fake Sea Glass
White Liberals: We’re Not Racist
Where Were Thor and Hulk During
Captain America: Civil War
?
August 27, 2016
He Was in Therapy
Hillary Clinton Exposes Trump's Alt-Right Connection
August 26, 2016
Before Sunrise
With Barack and Michelle
Goodbye G Train
Saving the World, Saving Us
I Think I’m Dying
Presenting Danny Duffy
Paleocon Diary (#27)
August 25, 2016
2016's Escapist Cinema
The Alt-Right Isn't the Problem
Kobe Bryant Brings Dumb Money to Tech Industry
The Start of Something Not Too Good
A Message To “Woke” White People
Pictures of You (#53)
August 24, 2016
We Want a Shrubbery!
Down in a Hole, Feeling So Small
Shot in the Heart at the Pierce-Arrow Factory
Sadie Dupuis’ Corny Classroom
Lefty Authenticity and Mainstream Blandness
What I Didn’t Tell Billy About Party Chairmen
Four-Minute
Child of Peach
August 23, 2016
Sean Spicer Is a Typical GOP Warrior of Today
We Want the “D”
Get Rid of the Electoral College
Summer Afternoons With Dorkie
Washington Post’s Kathleen Parker Offers Parochial Burkini Advice to France
Call Me Mr. Bahama
Thee Oh Sees - "Dead Man's Gun" Official Video
August 22, 2016
Groans of Self-Love
If Remain Had Won: Stepford Britain
The Freedom Caucus Wants No Trouble With Trump
The New York Times
Is Correct on Necessity of Immigration Reform
Never All Out of Love
Polls Are a Political Dating Service
Standards and Practices
You Have 20 Million Gimbles!
August 20, 2016
Nothing Seems to Be Jiving
Crossing the Line
August 19, 2016
American Myth and Scorsese Imitation
I’m an Angel Sent by God
John Barrowman? No Thanks
Big Dan
Paleocon Diary (#Twenty-Six)
Forced Integration Doesn't Work
Pictures of You (#52)
August 18, 2016
My Nostalgic Laundromat Experience
Milwaukee’s Sheriff Clarke Despises Black Lives Matters
March of the Ants
Three Key Questions About the Trump Shake-Up
Politics Will Eat Your Brain
The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere
August 17, 2016
The Walking Men
Did a Blonde Just Shiv King Jabba of Fox?
Xiu Xiu’s Thorny Olive Branch
The Game’s Changed
A Short Cut in
The Big Short
August 16, 2016
The Full Chameleon
Pledge? Grover Norquist? Donald Trump Knows Not These Words
Trans Personality Blaire White to Progressives: Butt Out
It’s Okay to Leave New York
Key Moments in Rock Criticism: '84 Excess
Who the Fuck Is My D&D Character?
August 15, 2016
Trump Lies About the “Death Tax”
Indifference in
Indignation
O’Reilly Beats Trump, Trump Beats Hannity
Red Sox Are an Illusionary Playoff Team
Public Will Soon Find Out if Clinton is “Short-Circuited”
London in Fragments: A Mudlark’s Treasure
Blameless Fans
Grandaddy Debuts New Song at First Concert in Four Years
August 13, 2016
I Never Saw the Script
August 12, 2016
Sick, Raunchy, Animated
Three Examples of American Exceptionalism
Bill Maher Doesn't Understand Trans Rights
The Teacher Who Showed Me
Koyaanisqatsi
We Don't Care About Your Conscience, Senator
This Is the Summer of Hate
August 11, 2016
Endless Summer: The World’s Greatest Surfing Book
Self-Promotion in the Digital Age
Wall Street Journal
Columnist Breaks With #NeverTrump
Impressions of Austin Parks and Rec
Paleocon Diary (#25)
Pictures of You (#51)
August 10, 2016
Jon Taffer’s Tough Love on Spike TV’s
Bar Rescue
Secrets of Isham Park
Total Centrifuge
Why the Knapsacks?
Canada's Newsworthy Prime Minister
You Can Believe in Democracy and Oppose Trump
Mural Illustration at 1925
Thunder Road
August 09, 2016
PC Is Not Strangling Comedy
I'm a Fantasy Doomsday Prepper
The Spin Cycle
Does Nicolle Wallace Have Mother Issues With Hillary Clinton?
Why They Suck: Picasso
Why They Suck: The Science of Suckology
August 08, 2016
Korryn Gaines Threatens to Kill Cops, But Still Considered a Victim
Donald Trump Is a Freak Who Can Kill Us All
Don’t Become a Stand-Up Comic
Charles Pierce’s Putrid Purple Prose Is Crack for Left-Wingers
No Cupholders on Sailboats
Trump Can’t Be His Own Campaign Manager
Announcing Fields Fest 2016
August 06, 2016
I’m Into Drones Now
Ceremonial Entrances in Rio
Nick(y)'s Picks Vol. 7
August 05, 2016
Suicide Squad
Is Joyless and Clichéd
Dueling Banjos in Space
There Can Never Be Another
Freddy Got Fingered
America Is an Illusion
Affirming Identity
August 04, 2016
In My Byzantine Dungeons
The Last Hour
Losing Religious Faith in Pakistan: An Apostate's Story
Lena Dunham’s New Icon of Democratic Party
The Origin of Digital Revolutionaries in
The Red Web
Paleocon Diary (#24)
Pictures of You (#50)
August 03, 2016
Comic Andy Kindler Bombs At Montreal Comedy Festival
Reality TV Fascism
Trump’s a Dick
Goodbye Columbus Again
Rhythm Is a Dancer
At Home With Monsters
August 02, 2016
A Cool Drink of Watercolor
Who Is That Guy on Central Park South?
I Shit in Your Bed
Fetishizing Sadness:
BoJack Horseman
How Do People Not Get “Black Lives Matter”?
After School Satan
August 01, 2016
Liberals: This Election Is Not About Principles
Commander in Chief of Appearances
No, the DNC Emails Don’t Show Rigging
Shitty Mom Syndrome
Conventions Bring No Resolutions
Titus Andronicus -
S+@dium Rock: Five Nights at the Opera
Official Concert Film
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